Paula Mothafuckin Dean.

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My Mom usually never tries Paula Dean recipes, but when she does, they suck ass. She tried her 'Country Style Steak' and it was hella salty. Too salty.

Mom: "I'm so pissed!"

Dad: "I'm pissed too! But it's Paula Dean and you know she's a salty bitch!"

Mom: "I know that, but, damn! I fucking hate her."

XD SO YEAH

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 20, 2014 ⏰

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