So we were on the topic of a past conversation my mom didn't know about. So we were now explaining it to her. Two things. One, my grandpa calls me Toot Toot, yes. He does. XD Two, my brother has an innocent mind. And he gets called Bubbie.
Papa: Hey Boobie!
Mom: *gasps*
Papa: What? He said he was a boob man!
Me: *laughs* Hey Papa remember the thing about piercings?
Papa: Oh the pierced titties?
Mom: *mouth drops open*
Me: *laughs a bunch*
Mom: Don't say the T word!
Meme: Twat?
Mom: *eyes wide and mouth open*
Me: Oh my god! *stomach hurts from laughing so much*
Mom: No more T words!
Papa: But Toot Toot brought it up!
Mom: I hate that nickname...
Me: I know why....
*everyone stares at me*
Me: Because it starts with a T! *laughs so hard I almost fall off my chair*
Papa: *turns red from laughing*
Mom: Emma stop! Papa you need to get your head out of the gutters!
Papa: Which head?
Me: *is in tears laughing and I literally fell off of my chair now*
Seth: What? I want to know what that means!
Meme: *yells* Do you have a head on your penis?!
Seth: Oh. Oooohhh!
Me: *laughs in tears, red, on the floor*
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