I'm Extremely Embarrassing.

MAKING FOOD

This one pretty much explains itself.

Me: XD sup?

Hailey: I was doing something but I can't remember lol

Me: lmao

Hailey: XD you?

Me: XD masturbating

Me: WAIT WHAT

Me: Making food*****

Me: MAKING FOOD*****

Hailey: Lmao lolololol

Me: Lmao shut up

Hailey: XD what were you masturbating to?

Me: XDDD guess

Hailey: XD uhm either chicken, Alex, or Aaron Pauley XD

(Alex is a kid I have a crush on shuuuusshhh)

Hailey: Lol I hope you put that online