Me: *finds paws so bleached that they're yellow* Hey Mom! Remember these?
Mom: Yeah! But they're not competition ones so it's fine. They're just practice pads.
Me: *wtf look*
Mom: I meant paws. *cringes*
Me: *busts out laughing*
My Mom is on her period. XD
YOU ARE READING
I'm Extremely Embarrassing.
NonfiksiRead the title and prepare to think of me as a loser. :p
