Person 1: Hey you there you stupid kid
Person 2: Im older than you you lil sh!t
Person 1: Oh right im glad i wasnt here when a b!tch like you was born.
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Roast Book 101
Randomfull of trashy insults and witty comebacks i see or think of at 4 am when i cant sleep.
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Person 1: Hey you there you stupid kid
Person 2: Im older than you you lil sh!t
Person 1: Oh right im glad i wasnt here when a b!tch like you was born.