Person 1: I heard the police was looking for you...
Person 2: What? Why? When?
Person 1: They were looking for something ugly, Two faced, and worthless. Well all those suit you perfectly
Person 2: What? HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME IN THAT MANNER!
Person 1: I am not sure if it was you or a penny but they are looking for something Two faced and Worthless...
Then go with any of the ff:
1)GO BIG OR GO HOME
2)Well you are a lil' wee bit more worthless.
And for the FINAL DETAIL
1)Snap at their face and walk out
2) A slap
3) (For girls) A hair flip and make sure your hair gets in their face
4) A small nudge while leaving
5 Trip them
A few for the final detail goes a wee bit far so choose wisely
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Roast Book 101
Randomfull of trashy insults and witty comebacks i see or think of at 4 am when i cant sleep.
