You're My Dad?

Cute

I stared at Shane a little longer until Joey started talking.

Joey: Well Hannah, do you want to see your new room?

Me: Sure!

I followed Joey up the stares and Shane was following. We all walked to a room that was huge. It had a king sized bed, a bathroom and a walk in closet. Joey set my stuff next to my bed. He then moved out of the way, giving me a better view of my new room.

Joey: So you can unpack in here, help yourself to the food in the fridge and have fun. Shane and I are right next door. We will leave you alone to unpack or do whatever you would like. Oh and really quick.

Joey handed me a box that Shane handed him. He stared at me until I opened it. What I saw inside was amazing. It was an Iphone. I quickly gave Joey and Shane a hug.

Me: Oh my gosh! For me? Thanks so much!

Joey/Shane: You’re welcome.

They then left me in my room. The walked down the hall and shut their door. I bet they are making out with each other right now. Their relationship is so cute.

I started unpacking my stuff and finished in almost 20 minutes. I turned towards the door and didn’t notice something that really stuck out to me. I had a 50-inch flat screen TV. I know Shane is well paid from Youtube but what does Joey do?

I went to knock on their door but I heard moaning. I guess I would leave them be. I went back into my room and unlocked my phone. I started messing around with the settings and I started getting a call. I didn’t know it had already been hooked up. The call was just some person asking me if I wanted car insurance. 

I started changing my wallpaper and I heard louder moans and some screaming. I walked out in the hall and started playfully yelling.

Me: Hey! Keep it down in there children! Do not get hurt!

I heard Shane and Joey both start laughing and Shane started shouting back.

Shane: Let me have some alone time with my boyfriend! Gosh the nerve of some people!

We all started laughing. I never thought I would meet Shane Dawson, let alone hear him have sex with my other dad. The moans continued and I went back to my room and closed the door. 

I spent about 30 minutes listening to music and a sweaty Shane walked in. I took my headphones out and he began to speak.

Shane: Hey. Sorry about that. Joey loves riding me…

I started laughing and I heard a faint Joey scream.

Joey: Whatever Shane!

Shane started to blush and he continues talking. 

Shane: If you don’t like it, we can stop.

Me: No its fine. I think your relationship is cute. 

Shane blushed again and left the room.

Joey started laughing and Shane did too. I started getting hungry so I walked downstairs and opened the fridge. I grabbed an apple and went back up to my room. I love this family. Joey and Shane are so cool.