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KermitKipz ~ Poor Unfortunate Souls

#HUSKYISAFISH Sorry, Its true. Enjoy xD Yes, I'm calling him Husky, cause I can. Yes, his real name is Quentin. Well done.

Kermit straightened his bow tie, a goofy smile on his face. he turned to his amphibian friend before striking a stupid pose.

"What do you think?" Kermit's voice deepened, and turned more sultry. Husky had to push back a slight blush as he looked at the frog with wide eyes. Removing the tint of pink that would have invaded his cheeks was easy, as the frogs daily antics caused Husky more trouble in that department.

"Y-You look great!" Husky tried to stay calm, though his words came out as a stutter.

"Really? Jason will love it!" Kermit squealed excitedly, acting like a lovesick schoolgirl. Husky's heart dropped and he scowled when hearing the space mans name. Jason had asked Kermit on a date, and the frog, being the happy-go-lucky person he was, couldn't resist. Little did the froggy know, Husky was hopelessly in love with him.

"Oh shit, is that the time?!" Kermit shouted, running around flustered. He gave Husky one last hug, before waving goodbye and speeding out of the door. Husky sighed, lying back on his bed, tears stinging his eyes. He was alone now, which was a perfect time to cry all his bottled up feelings away.

Or so he thought.

"You know, there really is only one way to get him for yourself." A strange, unfamiliar voice spoke from the window. Husky jumped a mile, before looking to see where the voice had come from.

There, stood in the boys window, was a man messing with a strand of his chocolate brown hair. Dark blue wings sprouted from his back, and he was wearing some kind of black armour. Finally, pitch black sunglasses lay perched upon his face, covering his eyes.

"Wha- Who are you?!" Husky almost screamed, staring at the brunette from a distance. The winged man laughed, before looking intently at Husky.

"I'm Sky, the butter god!" The man, Sky, introduced. The mudkip found the way he said "butter" entertaining, as his pronunciation was strange. Husky shook the thoughts off, and focused on the man.

"Why are you here, 'Sky'?" Husky growled, his anger growing.

"I'm here to help you get that froggy friend of yours!" Sky shouted, smirking. Husky's eyes widened.

"You.. You can do that?"

"My dear sweet mudkip. That's what I do! It's what I live for!" Sky shouted, fluttering into Husky's house. 

"To help poor unfortunate people like you! Poor souls with no one else to turn to..." Sky placed a finger under Husky's chin, looking at him with sorrowful eyes, shaking his head. Husky flinched back, smacking his hand away. Sky laughed, taking a few steps back.

"I admit that in the past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a dick

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented, seen the light, and made a switch

To this" Sky sang, gesturing to himself smiling. Husky sat on the side of his bed, looking up at Sky with wide eyes.

"And I fortunately know a little magic

It's a talent that I always have possessed

And dear fishy, please don't laugh