Random OneShots (Open)

Prince Toastie ~ Parody of Prince Ali

Make way! For Prince Toastie!
Say hey! Yo Prince Toastie! 

Hey! Here he is, from Toastopia!
Hey you!
Let him through!
He is such a star!
But girls do not swoon, cause he only likes guys!

Watch out!
Here he comes!
Throw bread, throw some bombs!
You will never kill this guy!

Prince Toastie! One of the three,
From Toastopia!
Got a kingdom named after him,
Get on your knees.
Don't even try to get close,
Hans is in the tree with a bow!
Oh look, a napalm, how did that get there?

Ridgedog!
Master of the,
Art of slaughter!
Go near his prince, he'll slit your throat, definitely!
Toast has a galloping horse,
A beauty that he names Door!
Who sent the toast to your door?
Why Prince Toastie!

He's got a panda called Jane! (Isn't she a beauty, Dunc?)
A gay butler, He has one of them too! (Fabulous Lewis, I love the scarf!)
When it comes to the beautiful food,
Has he got KFC?
I'm telling you, he has the exotic cheese!

Prince Toastie, a blondie is he, Toastie has gotcha!
That pink cheek! How can I speak?
Weak at the knee (or the crotch area!)
Well go and have a gander!
He used to be such a gangster!
He'll banish you, hang you, or kiss you! Oh Prince Toastie!

He's got a lovely teenage daughter, 
(Shes so pretty, her eyes are shiny!)
But if you touch her, you will be killed personally!
(I'd stay away, stay out their space!)
He's got maids, sexier than a pornstar!
(Who wrote this, please stop it?!)
They bend over to him, and worship him.
Even though he only fucks his guys! His wives... Prince Toastie!

Prince Toastie!
Playboy is he, or at least he used to!
Heard your son was a sight lovely to see!
And that, is why his daughter, is looking so dazzling!
With villagers loving, subjects galore
Keep away the nutella,
It is a horrid thing!
With his butlers husband, a douche in locks,
His lovers stood next to him!
Make way, for Prince Toastie!