Zoey: Rythian, it's not all about killing! Why cant you learn to have friends!?
Rythian: Friends? Whats that?
Zoey: Friends is where you... Urm... Barry, any help here? ...FINE!!! DON'T HELP!!! Well, I guess getting friends sorta goes like... I think you have to get to know them, so...
Duncan: Science not magic, build tons of machines! Experiment all day! Cause with your flying ring you can reach for the stars!
All: Down here in Yogscraftia!
Nilesy: Living la vida, loving the poolshack! Proteshional strems for days! Aw look, a heart shape! How about some Rythna-
Zoey: DONT TELL HIM ABOUT THAT! That's not what friends do, ignore Nilesy! Now, try again...
Simon: Diggy dig diggy, diggy diggy dig-
Zoey: Simon! That's not helping!
Martyn: Here, let me have a gander... Chilling with Toby, down in the forest. I so totally don't talk to trees-
Toby: He didn't say anything, anything at all!
All: Martyn apparently talks to trees!
Rythian: Urm, Zoey, things are getting out of hand, we should stop now...
Zoey: NO! Things are getting interesting!
Rythian: Anyone else wanna join in?
Ridge: ME! Come on you guys, lets nuke the whole server! How about some hunger games? Killing and slaughter, madness and insanity! Here with my best buddies!
Everyone: *stares blankly at Ridge*
Rythian: I really don't want any friends...
~~~The End~~~
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