Yogscraftia ~ Parody of F.U.N Song

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Zoey: Rythian, it's not all about killing! Why cant you learn to have friends!?

Rythian: Friends? Whats that?

Zoey: Friends is where you... Urm... Barry, any help here? ...FINE!!! DON'T HELP!!! Well, I guess getting friends sorta goes like... I think you have to get to know them, so...

Duncan: Science not magic, build tons of machines! Experiment all day! Cause with your flying ring you can reach for the stars!

All: Down here in Yogscraftia!

Nilesy: Living la vida, loving the poolshack! Proteshional strems for days! Aw look, a heart shape! How about some Rythna-

Zoey: DONT TELL HIM ABOUT THAT! That's not what friends do, ignore Nilesy! Now, try again...

Simon: Diggy dig diggy, diggy diggy dig-

Zoey: Simon! That's not helping!

Martyn: Here, let me have a gander... Chilling with Toby, down in the forest. I so totally don't talk to trees-

Toby: He didn't say anything, anything at all!

All: Martyn apparently talks to trees!

Rythian: Urm, Zoey, things are getting out of hand, we should stop now...

Zoey: NO! Things are getting interesting!

Rythian: Anyone else wanna join in?

Ridge: ME! Come on you guys, lets nuke the whole server! How about some hunger games? Killing and slaughter, madness and insanity! Here with my best buddies!

Everyone: *stares blankly at Ridge*

Rythian: I really don't want any friends...

~~~The End~~~

What the hell have I done?

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