The Lust Of Ashken Lim (SPG)

one - nerd & playboy

Ashken.

I looked at my very handsome face in the mirror as I wash my very smooth hands.

Ugh! Bakit kaya ang perfect ko? Ano kaya ginawa ng mga magulang ko kaya ganto kagwapo anak nila?

I'm indeed hot as fck. I'm every girls dream, I can tell. I'm everybody's inspiration. And did I mention I'm hot? Oh yeah. I did.

I forgot I said that. I'm too focused at my handsome face.

Anyway, pagkatapos kong hugasan ang mga kamay ko naisipan ko ng lumabas at bumalik sa pool kung nasaan ang mga kaibigan ko.

May pool party ngayon sa bahay ni Kype para icelebrate ang birthday niya. And I will definitely enjoy here. All my girl classmates are just gdamn hot. I swear I'll have them all night long. Well maybe except to that nerd girl.

She's creepy. And she's a nerd. I hate nerds. They're boring. Buti nalang talaga at siya lang ang kaisa isang nerd sa school namin. If not, I swear I'll transfer to another school. I just don't want shits in my life. Yun ngalang, siya na ngalang ang kaisa isang nerd, kaklase ko pa. Fck! Sana lang talaga di siya ininvite ni Kype. I must say, this is not nerds thing, right?

"Yo Ashken! What took you so long?" Said my friend, Kype as I sat beside him.

"What do you expect? It's Ashken. Malamang nakipag rock the bed nanaman yan dito sa mga babae." Said my another friend, Yukiro as he pats Kype's back.

"There's two words I wanted to tell to your precious and dearest dick." My another friend Klein said as he put his arm around my shoulders.

"Pfft, ano?" I said with a smirk on my face.

"Poor sausage." We all laugh in chorus to what he said. Haha, gago! This dckheads!

By the way, these are my crazy fckin' friends. Kype, Yukiro and Klein.

"C'mon guys. Di ako nakikipag-sex sa mga basura. Just making out. Kaya virgin pa to." I said as I pointed at my son.

"Oh, our playboy friend is still a virgin~ may awa ka pa pala ah, Ash." Said Yukiro.

"Heck yeah. Awa sa alaga ko."

Tumawa lang kami sa sinabi ko

...

We were having a good time and letting ourselves drown to alcohol. I feel like partying tonight. I mean on bed with a perfect girl, perfect like me. Pero san kaya ako makakahanap ng ganung babae? Perfect like me? This would probably take a long way to go.

We took our separate ways in the house and find something to do with ourselves.

I went inside the house a little dizzy then I threw myself on the couch. Ugh! I think I drunk too much alcohol. As I was back to my senses, I saw a familiar glasses. Also a familiar bangs. And familiar fashion. And it makes me wanna puke my guts out.

The nerd is here?

Oh man! Come on!~~~ Fuck me! Why is she here? Kabanas naman! Everything was so perfect before she showed up.

I stood up. I can't stand straight but I followed the nerd upstairs.

At the top of the stairs I saw her picking up the things she dropped. Oh I forgot. Nerds are clumsy.

I don't know what I'm thinking and what demonic creature went inside me to help her. Yep! I knelt down and help pick her things up. Still dizzy.

"Why are you so fcking clumsy, nerd? Ang *hik* sakit mo sa mata."