You love to watch the MTT channel with Papyrus towards the end of the day. He has became both of your celebrity crushes and you both promised that if one of you got to date him, the other person wouldn't interfere with the relationship in any way.
T...
I teleported back to Papyrus, who greeted me with his usual smile.
"OH, THERE YOU ARE, BROTHER! I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU RAN OFF TO!"
"heya, paps. sorry for leaving without explanation. mettaton and (y/n) were here and they needed a shortcut to get to their car. i don't know why, but then again they looked like they were in a hurry, so i didn't ask."
Papyrus looked suprised. He had a dark look in his eye, but only for a split second a to where anyone else that wasn't me couldn't see it. Of course, I'm his brother, so I noticed.
"METTATON AND (Y/N) WERE HERE? AND THEY WERE HANGING OUT TOGETHER?"
"you didn't know? isn't Mettaton your boyfriend or something?"
"WHY, YES HE IS! I DON'T SEE HOW THAT IS RELEVANT, THOUGH."
"ah, well. figured he would've told you about that stuff, you know?"
"I UNDERSTAND YOUR THINKING, BROTHER. BUT- OH, LOOK! THE BATHROOM! WAIT RIGHT HERE, SANS. I NEED TO USE IT."
"sure thing, bro."
As Papyrus walked into the bathroom I couldn't help but suspect he's lying.
After all, monsters don't need to use bathrooms.
Papyrus's pov
I closed the door and checked to make sure I was alone. When I saw I was, in fact, alone, I leaned against a sink and looked at myself in the mirror, my head down.
"So" I say to myself. "You're going to hang out with my darling Mettaton, not tell me, and expect me to not find out?"
I looked down at the ground and gave a low chuckle. Then, looking back at the mirror with only my eyes, I turned my voice into a low growl.
"I don't think so."
With barely lifting a finger, I conjured up some bones that came up from the ground in all directions, breaking through windows, walls, and bathroom stalls. I think one even went through a toilet, seeing as there was a fountain of water in the third stall.
I grinned in satisfaction, then left.
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I am so so so SOOOOO sorry for being so inactive lately!!! There's just a bunch of end-of-quarter reading barf I have to do so I don't fail English and I've been reading like a madman, not being able to talk to my friends or anything.
It's not over yet, but it will be on the 27th!
I think.
So, yeah.
Please accept my apology with some Steven Universe barf I made yesterday.
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"B-but Author-chan! How could you make a painting when you need to read!!"
I make time for stuff. Don't question my thinking, smol one.
