Life of a Couch Potato

Don't Fight with Mother Nature

**Bonus Chapter... Because other Chapter doesn't seem to fit this book LOL**

So today, it was a nice sunny day. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and... oh! There were beautiful clouds in the sky!~ And what did this potato decide to do on this glorious wonderful first day of the new year??

He decided to get some exercise (OH THE HORROR!! T'is true though). Now note that I don't completely despise exercise, but I just want to do other things (like sleeping and eating) than go and get sweaty. And of course, I couldn't exactly do this by myself... mainly because it'd be lonely... so I decided to grab a friend and play badminton.

It was a little more exercise because I had to grab my friend from her house, but I left for her house, it started getting cloudy. It was all good because I think we lost weight laughing our butts off about... random anime stuff. For those of you who don't know, if I like an anime, I can literally quote it at somewhat perfect timing. It's good enough to make me seem stupid, but at the same time, it's funny as crazy. So while we were crossing the almost empty streets, we were talking about how it was such a surprise that we were both exercising (we're both... pretty lazy... and productive when we want to be).

In any case, it got to the point where the sun just happened to come out of the sky and taking that golden opportunity, I said: "Look! The sun is smiling down at you because you're exercising!" However, instead of feeling happy that a celestial body was smiling down on her, she just said something on the lines of: "Okay." Now the funny thing is as soon as she spoke, the clouds covered the sun and it got dark once more. Not only that, it also got a bit windy...

And if you all have ever played badminton, you know that the birdie is really light and therefore... the wind can whisk it away~

And sadly, that's what happened. It was really hard to get a rally going, but nevertheless we managed to hit it to each other. Who cares about being competitive right? I only missed on my serving like... 5 million times... and you know, the wind didn't just shoot the birdie back at my once I hit it... and you know... I wasn't FREEZING or anything... Nope! Just fine... perfectly fine...

And it was all thanks to my friend LOL just kidding. But here's the moral of the story kids: Never mess with Mother Nature. If she smiles at you, you better be on your hands and knees thanking her for acknowledging you... because some sempais don't even give you the time of day... so at least the skies do... *sighs*

Yeah... so that's how much exercise I did today... on day one of the year... Goodness... I think I did enough exercise to last me for the next 5 years. I mean it's not like I'm getting old or anything...