So....that happened.

9|Apologies

Dog Lover

Riley?

Cat Owner

Yes?

Dog Lover

Oh god I was so scared you wouldn't talk to me anymore!

Cat Owner

Why's that?

Dog Lover

New year's eve... I really am sorry Lilly

Cat Owner

It's okay Tom.

Dog Lover

Must've been funny to you

Cat Owner

Let's just say I have enough evidence to embarrass you in front of all your friends.

Dog Lover

You wouldn't dare!

Cat Owner

Trust me I would.

Dog Lover

I guess I'll deserve it.

Cat Owner

You're horny and weird and unbelievably loving when you're drunk by the way.

Dog Lover

Humour me...what's your surname?

Cat Owner

Baker

Dog Lover

Humour me Baker!

Cat Owner

Nah, I'm just gonna rub it all over your face! All day everyday and you're gonna hate me for it.

Dog Lover

I'm scared.

Cat Owner

You should be. Boo.

Dog Lover

I could never hate you though.

Cat Owner

We've known each other for a month.

Dog Lover

Is that why you still seem distant? Or is it...just me...?

Cat Owner

I'm sorry you feel that way, Tom.

Dog Lover

I can't help but feel like you're not.

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