Mack'N'Cheese
What did the little asshole need?
Dorito
Lemme guess...gym advice, huh?
Mack'n'Cheese
Tell the kid he ain't gonna get to our level! He's skinny AF!
Vanilla Ice
Actually no. The boy's found a lady
Mack'n'Cheese
SAY WHAT?!!
Dorito
Dude, one does not simply drop a bomb like that and get away with it!
Vanilla Ice
What bomb? last time I checked dating someone is pretty normal for a kid like him. I'm actually more surprised he doesn't know how to go about it when every kid his age is already boning their 12th girlfriend.
Dorito
Tom's not 'every kid', he's a marvel superstar with an image to uphold. Hope she's not a lunatic.
Mack'n'Cheese
What's her name?
Vanilla Ice
He calls her MJ
Mack'n'Cheese
Ok so she doesn't have a name...maybe through his best friend...
Dorito
Mackie, you sound like one of those Mean Girls bitches x)
Mack'n'Cheese
YOU were the one acting all worried a minute ago
Vanilla Ice
Anyways guys, keep it shut. I didn't tell u nothing, u didn't hear nothing.
YOU ARE READING
So....that happened.
FanfictionTom Holland Social Media fanfic. Love story over text messages.
