Piper
She's off to the toilet, m8 what am I supposed to do next?!
Full Metal Arm
Calm the fuck down kid, you're doing great. Just keep the conversation going but make sure she gets your intentions.
Piper
What intentions?
Full Metal Arm
Don't play dumb with me Tom!
Piper
I'm sweating m8....sweating! WTF?
Full Metal Arm
That's cute x) What did you guys talk about?
Piper
Random things...her family, her brothers who are really good with baseball bats and bow&arrows...
Full Metal Arm
She seems cool. And I imagine she doesn't give a shit about how famous you are right?
Piper
You don't say...
Full Metal Arm
So we can't be of any use right?
Piper
Not that way no...
Full Metal Arm
Then talk to her about what she sees herself doing in the future. Her projects, that sorta things...it'll go just fine.
Piper
Thx bro
While in the toilet
"Hey Harry!"
"Hey hum...I'm locked outside your flat and I think Archer is out...Is there a spare key I could use?"
"We have one in the brown plant pot by the door. The little dwarf is movable...got it?"
"I think I do...GOT IT!"
"Ouch! My ear tosser!"
"Sorry Lilly..."
"Keep laughing and I'll wake you up with an air horn tomorrow morning!"
"You wouldn't dare!"
"We're talking about me..."
"Right...When are you coming back anyway?"
"Probably in an hour or two. Tom took me to this really nice restaurant in The City."
"Have fun you two!"
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Whatever your dirty little mind made you believed I meant. Enjoy your night Lil'!"
"Catch you later mate."
YOU ARE READING
So....that happened.
FanfictionTom Holland Social Media fanfic. Love story over text messages.