So....that happened.

12|London

Asswipe

When are you landing?

Looney Bakery

Landed an hour ago

Asswipe

Oh c'mon Lilly, I was supposed to pick u up!

Looney Bakery

Yeah well I waited ten long minutes for you fucking show up.

Asswipe

TEN MINUTES? In case you didn't notice, I'm not the Flash

Looney Bakery

Yeah. I know. But time is money and you know damn well how to waste mine.

Asswipe

I hate post-plane you. She's bitchy.

Looney Bakery

Yeah right, I hate you. All of you, Archer Berkshinggledingle.

Asswipe

Oh so we're gonna use 1st grades nicknames!? Good, Grumpy Baking-Lilly.

Looney Bakery

I'm home, we're out of milk, eggs, flour, potatoes and other veggies (yes, you go get 'em!)

Asswipe

That's not happening.

Looney Bakery

If come home empty-handed, you're sleeping outside.

Asswipe

Bossy much?!!

Looney Bakery

Get to it.