Bear = Riley
JJ = June (that's 'her' in the picture)
Bear
Hey, could you give me a ride please? Archie's vespa broke down.
JJ
Sure. Just be ready when I get there Lilly, I'm not waiting for you.
Bear
Yeah. Thanks June, you're a peach!
JJ
Who's your favourite sis?
Bear
Vera!
JJ
Yeah, you're walking.
Bear
No, no, no, no! Please no!
JJ
You're a horrendous excuse of a sister.
Bear
You love me.
JJ
Do I?
Archer told me you went on a date. He wiggled his eyebrow and everything when he told me about it. X)
Bear
Why can't I just move in with you and Finn? You'll just have to convince him! Tell him that I've change and I can handle his weird perverted jokes without punching him the face now pleeeeeeaaaase!
JJ
You're a funny one! I'm not risking my boyfriend's life on you again.
Bear
Well if you hear some gruesome news about a student cutting open her roommate's throat in cold blood, blame yourself.
JJ
Won't do. So Archer was taking a piss again about dates and all, wasn't he?
Bear
He was. I just hung out with a mate in Green Park.
JJ
A mate? A male?
Bear
--' what is wrong with you being obsessed with me and my relationships...
JJ
I just don't want you to become an old cat lady... About cats, how's Noodles?
Bear
He's turning into a fatter version of the Cheshire Cat.
JJ
Stop over feeding your pet you twat!
Bear
Leave me & my cat alone!
[read 7:39]
JJ
I'm at your door.
[read 8:10]
YOU ARE READING
So....that happened.
FanfictionTom Holland Social Media fanfic. Love story over text messages.
