One Big Happy Family?

Pranking Again?

"Did you hear screaming Henry?" Snow raised her eyebrow in suspicion. He shook his head, "No. But I have this sudden urge to go check and see if our prank worked." They went upstairs to see Regina still passed put in the doorway and while laughing, they helped her up. "Mom. Mom wake up!" Henry managed to say through the giggles. Her eyes fluttered open and turned to fire, "WHO DID THIS?!" She yelled. Henry and Snow's eyes widened, "Oh dear, um, Regina..." Snow said and Regina's glare switched from Henry to her, "WHAT!?" Snow jumped a little, "Your eyes...there's fire in your eyes." She gritted her teeth, "Well princess, that's because I'm angry. Now who did this?" She pointed to the room. Henry hesitantly laughed, "Happy Halloween?" Snow started backing up slowly, "You two did this?!?" Regina yelled but then she started laughing which scared Snow and Henry even more. "Okay. You want to scare people, now it's your turn to be scared." They looked at each other and then back at Regina, "What do you mean?" Snow asked. She smirked, "Nightmares. Nightmares so real, you won't be able to realize it's a dream." And she pulled something out of her pocket and blew it onto Snow and Henry and they passed out on the floor. "Snow, you shall dream of EvilCharming and Henry, you shall dream of GoldenHeart, but not the young version, the older version." She smirked as she walked downstairs in search of her mother. Taking a look inside Snow's dream first, she was sitting in the living room watching TV when all of a sudden Charming and Regina walk in the house, arm in arm, smiling. Snow raised her eyebrow, watching these two, "Oh Charming, you know exactly what to do to make me smile." Regina said as she placed a hand on his cheek. "Only the best for the woman I love." Charming said before kissing her. "What the hell are you doing?!" Snow jumped up and pushed Regina away from Charming. "I'm kissing my wife, if you don't mind." Charming frowned. "Your who?! But I'm your wife! We have a daughter together and a grandson!" Snow pleaded but Charming crossed his arms, "You were my wife. I fell out of love with you long ago. Regina is the woman I should have been with. She's twice the woman you are." Regina smirked, "Why thank you dear." He smiled and they kissed again. Snow fell to her knees crying and screaming. Now stepping into Henry's dream, he was upstairs, about to walk in his mom's room but when he opened the door he saw Rumple and Cora kissing passionately and his mouth dropped. He rubbed his eye in disbelief but what he saw was real, at least to him. They then proceeded to do something I can't necessarily mention because it's rated R. But Henry screamed and ran to his room. He sat on his bed in shock, trying to get the image out of his mind.

Fiona was dancing around in her room to the radio when Regina walked by, "Mommy!" Fiona yelled with a smile. Regina could hear the happiness in her daughter's voice and she quickly stopped in her tracks and turned to see her daughter smiling and her heart filled with joy. She stepped into the room with a smile on her face and her hands placed in her pockets, "Hello dear. And how's my favorite munchkin?" She asked as Fiona wrapped her arms around her and held her close. Regina and Fiona both had their eyes closed as they hugged, "I'm okay mom. Wanna see my costume for tonight?" She grinned and Regina nodded. Fiona stood in front of the mirror and pointed at herself. In the mirror you could see Fiona but she was in her costume. Regina gasped as her eyes widened. She saw her daughter in this gory outfit but then she smirked, "Zombie Snow White huh? Good choice." She laughed. "So you like it?" Fiona raised her eyebrow in confusion. Regina placed a hand on her head, "Yep. In fact, you should show Nana Snow as soon as she wakes up." Fiona shrugged, "Okay." She said with a smile. Rumple and Belle were standing outside, he was leaning on his cane with both hands, "Those idiots think they can outsmart me. If they only knew." He smirked. Belle locked her arm in his and rested her head on his shoulders, "And you're sure this won't hurt them?" She asked. He nodded, "It'll be fine. They'll just be confused and scared. We'll be out partying with the town while they're locked inside with my special gift to them..." And with that said, he stomped his cane on the ground three times and said these words, "Spirits of the dead...wake on this dark night. Allow yourselves the pleasure to visit this family until the night is over." He and Belle walked off into town and the ground began to shake. Emma and Neal were in the living room watching tv when they felt it. "What the hell was that?!" Emma asked as she jumped up. Neal quickly ran to the window and opened the curtain, "Oh no...Emma, warn the family!" He said before running into the garage. She was confused so she looked out the window and saw them walking the street...dead fairytale characters. She ran after Neal who was in the garage going through this case of weapons. "How did those things get here?!" He sighed, "My guess. My father. He must've heard about the tricks we were all playing on each other and wanted to get us before we got him." He placed his hands on her shoulders, "These things are no joke. They are dangerous. I'm getting my emergency kit out but I need you to go upstairs and tell the family to get ready to fight. Everyone needs to go to the living room." Emma nodded and ran to tell everyone what was going on. Snow peered through the curtain, "Aww look, it's a Snow White. Wait! That bitch stole my look and she is ugly! Ew!" Emma sighed deeply, "Mom. Stop. She's the walking dead, and yes I mean like the show. These zombies can and will eat you. I need you and dad to get your swords and arrows, we're going to need them." Snow and Charming nodded as they went to get their choice weapons. Regina and Cora smirked, "Our weapons are right here." Cora said as she held out her hands. "And so does Fiona and Henry, and you, savior." Regina smirked. "Okay. Hook, you have your sword right?" He walked downstairs, "Always do love. Always do." Emma counted, "Okay. Since there are 5 of us with magic and 4 without, we each protect someone without magic. Henry, protect your father. Fiona protect daddy Hook. I'll protect Mary Margaret-I mean my mom. Cora please protect Charming. And Regina." She sighed. Regina smiled, "Yes?" Emma looked up at her, "Please protect me." Regina laughed, "I guess I can do that."

"Thanks. Okay. Let's get this done." Emma said as she opened the door and the family rushed outside behind her. They all stood together, taking in the atmosphere, and the zombies continued walking toward them and eventually made a circle around them. Snow was eye to eye with the zombie that looks like her. "Is this what I'll look like dead?" She asked and the zombie just grunted, "You need moisturizer! And toothpaste!" She yelled. Charming placed a hand on his wife's shoulder, "At least yours looks halfway decent. Mine looks like roadkill." Snow smirked at her husband, "Let's kill these things already." He held his sword tightly as she loaded her bow with an arrow. Henry and Fiona stood in front of Hook and Neal, creating a line of fire between them and the zombies. Regina created a fireball and Cora started ripping them apart without even touching them. Emma took a deep breath and as she held out her hands, a ray of light beamed from them. Her eyes widened, this was new, and all of a sudden all the zombies disappeared. "Good job Swan." Regina said before ushering Henry and Fiona back inside. Everyone sighed happily and went inside to enjoy their halloween candy and watch horror movies. Of course Snow and Henry were screaming while Regina, Cora and Fiona just laughed as people were being slaughtered. That poor child....but she was happy and that's all that mattered. Emma was sitting in between Hook and Neal while although Charming had his arm wrapped around Snow, his free hand was grasping his sword as he eyed them both. "I'm watching you..." He said silently and they sunk into the couch, continuing to watch the movie. Now this may seem cruel but the family is taking a break for awhile. The author needs a timeout so she can figure out where the story is headed. 12 weeks and 12 chapters later, here we are. Thanks for reading and enjoying it!