One Big Happy Family?

Welcome Home

"So we're here, where are we going first?" Emma asked, sighing as she folded her arms. They were standing in a circle trying to figure out what to do first. Snow and Charming were arm in arm, smiling brightly, "We would like to uh, go visit our Summer Palace." Charming admitted with a smirk. Snow nodded, "You guys can do whatever. Just come get us when it's time to go." Regina gave a blank stare while Emma made gagging noises. "You two are like rabbits, I swear. No matter. You'll produce a baby soon enough." Cora said as she laughed. Snow looked at Charming adoringly, "That's what we're hoping for." Emma's eyes widened and she fell to the floor while covering her ears, "MAKE IT STOP!!" Henry furrowed his brow, "Where do babies come from?" Regina cleared her throat, "Why, the stork brings them sweetie..." Cora clapped, "Good one sassy pants. And by all means Snow, allow me to poof you both there. It'll save you a day's trip." They couple nodded and Cora flung her wrists at them, causing them to be engulfed in a cloud of purple smoke. When the smoke cleared they were gone and Emma just laid still as she stared up at the sky. Snow and Charming appeared in the palace and spared no time doing what married couples do. "Mom? You okay?" Henry asked Emma as he helped her up. Hook laughed, "Lass we thought you were having a nervous breakdown over there." Emma dusted herself off and ruffled Henry's hair, "I was! I don't ever, EVER, want to hear anything like that from my parents again." Neal walked over to them smirking, "I have an idea on how to have some fun." Hook deviously grinned, "Do tell mate." They all started whispering and Rumple walked with Belle over to Cora and Regina, "I need to go to my castle so we'll catch up later?" Rumple asked and Cora nodded. He and Belle also disappeared in a cloud of smoke. "Where are we going then mother? Everyone's broken off into groups." Regina asked and Cora wrapped her arm around her daughter. "That's good, I didn't want them to see it anyway." Regina raised her eyebrow, "See what? Mother please, I can't take anymore shenanigans." Cora rubbed Regina's arm, "Don't worry my love, I promise it's nothing bad." They began walking into the forest while the four stooges remained. "And you're sure this will be fun?" Emma asked Neal. "Totally. And now we get to include our son in on the fun." He patted Henry on the back. "I used to do this after having too much rum, aye it is quite fun." Hook assured Emma. "Then what are we waiting for?! Let's go!" Henry cheered and they began walking in the opposite direction of Cora and Regina. Oh the adventures that were about to happen to the different groups. We're in for a nice treat.

Rumple and Belle appeared in his castle and as the memories rushed through their minds, they smiled lovingly at each other before sharing a passionate kiss. Which also led them to do what married couples do. Cora continued leading Regina into the forest and they stopped when they heard men laughing. "Look there." Cora instructed Regina who did as she was told. She saw a man holding a little curly haired boy, he was quite handsome in her opinion. "Who is he?" Cora smirked, "Your future husband." Regina furrowed her brow, "What? I thought you were captain of the SwanQueen armada." Cora laughed, "In due time dear. For now let's just have some fun." Regina rolled her eyes, "Yeah, okay. What's his name fairy godmother?" Cora thumped Regina in the forehead, "That's for being sassy. And his name is Robin Hood. The little cutie he is holding is named Roland." Regina continued looking at Robin, she had seen him before, he looked so familiar. "You mean Robin Hood the thief?!" Cora proudly nodded, "That's the one!" Regina was tempted to yell but she kept her temper under control. "Mother I cannot be with a man who steals and lives in the damn woods. That is not okay." This caused Cora to groan, "Fine sassy. It'll just take longer for you two to get together." Regina narrowed her eyes but Cora just hugged her. Emma and Henry were walking in between Neal and Hook when they finally came across Cora's old castle. "Okay. One rule. If we get caught, no snitching on each other. If one goes down, we all go down. Agreed?" Neal asked and everyone agreed. Hook handed everyone brownies but these were just regular brownies, nothing wrong with them other than the fact that they get you really hyper really fast. As Henry ate his, his eyes widened and he had a creepy smile on his face. Emma furrowed her brow but just as she was about to say something, the sugar took over and she high fived Henry. They both were bouncing up and down, soon Hook and Neal did the same. "Ready?" Hook asked and the rest nodded. Emma poofed up flamethrowers for her, Hook and Neal and gave Henry a gas can filled with gasoline so the castle would ignite. Henry started pouring it all around the outside of the castle. He flew to the top and poured the rest, quickly returning to the adults. "Let's do this." Emma said as they walked closer and started using the flamethrowers. Once the castle had a nice amount of fire on it, they got to a safe distance and sat down to watch it burn. It was glorious. They had no idea they were about to die.