The Life Of Michael James

Chapter 7

I am currently sitting in the headmasters office, waiting for my parents to arrive (they are not going to be happy). But let me tell you why I am preparing to be screamed at:
So do you remember Owain? You do! Great well his mate Kaeden asked Jade out and she, just like most girls, wouldn't let the opportunity slip to go out with the guy (since he is one of the most athletic boys in the school) said yes. So I'm here with him by my side.

Well it started out alright. A few pushes here and there, threats of punching each other and knocking one another out. Until he punched me right on the nose. I reached up to touch my nose and felt something wet running down my face. I got up and tackled him to the floor and started punching with my right hand (because it's my strongest arm).

I got pulled off of him by his friends and before anything else happened Mr Davies dragged both of us to his office and called our parents.

"So how's life Mike?" Kaeden asks me. I put a fake smile on my face and answer back.

"Apart from the fact I'm grounded for life because of our little fight, quite well actually." I reply, if you haven't guessed yet, sarcastically. He frowns at me and shuffles around so that his back is facing me.

I tap his shoulder but when he doesn't reply I stand up, walk around him and sit down opposite him. I hold onto his shoulders to keep him from moving.
"I got a plan but you..."
He cuts me off.

"And why do you think I would play along?" He questions.

"Because your scared to death by your dearest mother." I reply and a smirk appears on my face as he frowns knowing that I've got him. I sit down cross-legged facing him.

"What is it.." he mutters

"Well It's simple. Just say that I apologised and it was sincere," I say cheerfully.

"Why'd you look like the cheshire cat on drugs?" He asks shakily. I stop smiling because it was starting to hurt my cheeks and smirk, asking him if he'll go along with the plan.

"They wont believe that! Are you out of your mind?!" He questions but I'm still sitting there smugly.

"If I mention that I was angry and you were the closest thing in punching distance. Also my anger issues." I say the last part quietly since not many people know I have it, only Owain, Leo, the teachers and my family. He just nods and starts writing on his phone. I recognise the app as watt pad because Jade uses it. I just take out my pocket size bouncy ball and throw it against the wall.

After about 6-7 minutes, mine and Kaeden's parents walk in looking angry. I notice that Kaeden's mum doesn't look at him. Let me rephrase that, she refuses to look at her son and it just angers me. I see the look of hurt in Kaeden's eyes and nudge him. He looks at me and I whisper in his ear, "time to talk our way out of this one partner. Ready?" I ask him with a cowboy in ye old west. He whispers back "Partner I was born ready." He answers back in a cowboy accent as well. He nods and we turn to face the enemy (a.k.a our parents and headmaster) and begin talking, properly.
"I would like my lawyer please." I state and Kaeden face palms himself muttering something on the lines of 'were screwed'.

A/N
*comes onto the stage facing all my readers with hands up in defence*
Sorry it's late and short. Got distracted by A LOT of things. One being my birthday!!!! I am officially a teen and still as sarcastic as ever (In my head).

I was eating my 2nd favourite food, pizza, whilst writing most of this chapter. Hahahhaha now your craving pizza!!!!!!

But still so sorry and I love u guys

LOTS
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- CerBear