Sonic: Um...Amy? What are you doing?
Amy: I'm trying to beat this stupid crap.
Sonic: *sarcasm* That clears up everything.
Amy: Ugh! Sonic, your sarcasm made me die.
Sonic: Sorry, hun. Wait...-138? Is this that stupid Cat Mario game that everyone hates?
Amy: Yes, and I'm still on level 1!
Sonic: *snickers* Are you kidding me? Level 1 is an easy one...sort of.
Amy: I hate this stupid cloud! It's evil!
Manic: What are you guy-I'm outta here. *walks out door*
Amy: What was that about?
Sonic: He hates this game.
Amy: Well, so do I!
Sonic: Here, let me help you. *beats level 1 on first try* There. *kisses Amy's forehead* I gotta go. See ya later.
Amy: Don't leave, help me.
Sonic: Ask Shadow to help you. I gotta go, I'm sorry. I'm already late. *walks out door*
Amy: Late for what? Whatever. *clicks level 2*
Shadow: *walks downstairs* What are you doing?
Amy: Trying win this stupid-what the heck!
Shadow: What the heck? -139? How is this possible?
Amy: Cat Mario is illogical...and apparently I have to go in...okay, there's a poison mushroom...why!?!
Shadow: Let me try.
Amy: *offers her seat* Be my guest.
Shadow: *sits in chair* Wow, this game is already a troll. Where did you hear this game from?
Amy: I saw Smosh play it and I wanted to try it out.
Shadow: First thing, that show is too inappropriate for you, and two, this game sucks.
Amy: No it's not! And the game is stupid.
Shadow: It is a bit enjoyable though. There! I went in. I still can't believe how many losses you go-what the freak!!!!! Why'd it drop down!!!???
Amy: The game is hacked and trolled and retarded.
Shadow: Alright, I did it. Are these....white balls good?
Amy: Shadow, no!
Shadow: Okay, phew that was cl-oh...I forgot that fell. Okay, no more clowning around. I'm going to pass this one scene!
Amy: Come on, Shadow!
Shadow: Yes! Now to cli-the third one has thesse freakin' spikes!!!! Like, no!!!! This is unnecessary. This game should burn in hell (AN: I mean the place, not profanity) and it needs to be destroyed!!!!
Sally: What are you guys up to?
Shadow: Cat Mario...is that even what it's called?
Sally: What, the Japanese game with that white cat?
Amy/Shadow: Yeah.
Shadow: Dang it!
Sally: Well. I can't read Japanese. I'd tell you what it REALLY says, but...sorry.
Shadow: Okay, I finally reached the checkpoint!
Amy: Yay!!
Shadow: Now to just jump to this-oh CRAP OH CRAP OH.....THIS STUPID INVISIBLE BLOCK!!!!!! Why is this in every single level!!!???!?!! And why am I playing this crap!
Amy/Sally: *giggling*
Shadow:No! No! I WILL win this retardo game, okay?! I WILL WIN!!!! *invisible block again* *whines* No!!! Okay, this time! This is the time I win! *successfully jumps* YES! Finally! Uh oh, can I jump on that?
Amy: No! Don't!
Sally: Too late!
Sonia: Oh god, it's Cat Mario. I got you, move. *pushes Shadow off seat* Now, let the master work her magic. *dies, but doesn't hit checkpoint*
Shadow: Wow, you're a great-
Sonia: Shut up, Shadow. Wait, where am I?
Amy: You didn't hit the checkpoint?
Sonia: What check-here, Shadow.
Shadow: *gets to green pipe* What was in this-it's a giant freakin cat!
Amy: His name's Pedocat.
Shadow: Sugar honey iced tea!
Knuckles: *walks by and says nothing*
Sonia: Knuckles, we know you're there.
Knuckles: I'm not playing.
Sally: We're watching Shadow play.
Shadow: Take that, Pedocat!! Yeah!! And checkpoint! Okay, concentrate. 1...2...jump...yes! Okay, now what?
Sally: I think there's a mushroom in the first box. Wait til he gets to the end then press it.
Everyone watching: YES!
Shadow: Should I hit the question circle?
Knuckles: No, it makes the orange thing in the pipe come faster.
Shadow: Kay.
Knuckles: And beware that when you get to the yellow platform things, the downs go faster when you jump on it and then, most of the blue bricks fall, so careful.
Shadow: Thanks, Knuckles. Okay...can I go through this pipe?
Knuckles: It's the only way out. And don't jump on the 1st pole. Jump onto the 2nd.
Shadow: Got you. And up and up, pass the 1st pole, and hit the 2nd one...did I win?
Knuckles: Well, duh!
Shadow: Um, I don't think I asked for an attitude.
Knuckles: Well don't ask dumb questions.
Amy: Knuckles, stop messing with him.
Shadow: Oh, so I did win. I thought something bad was going to happen.
Amy: Yeah like in the 1st level where that walrus thing flew down if you hit the pole first.
Knuckles: True, true.
Amy: Continue!
Everyone: No!!!
Amy: Guys, I was only kidding, god! But we will be back Cat Mario, you will see us once more.
Shadow: Never again in a million years.
Sonic: I'm back with Silver...why's everyone crowding the computer?
Silver: Maybe they're watching something on Vine.
Sonic: Isn't that for iPhones?
Silver: Yes, but couldn't it be on the computer?
Sonic: Oh! It's all coming back to me. Amy and Shadow were playing Cat Mario everyone must've been watching.
Silver: CAT MARIO!!!!! WHERE??!!!!!?? I love that game.
-Everyone slowly turns to Silver-
Silver: *sweatdrops* What? Why can't I like Cat Mario?
Shadow: Because it's hard and frustrating.
Silver: But it's an enjoyment, right?
Amy: It was enjoyable to watch.
Shadow: I guess it was a little fun.
Silver: See? Told you!
Sonic: Are you guys still playing?
Shadow: Not ever again. Never!
