A "Nice" Lesson of "Me" and "I"

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-outside of Sonic's house-

Sonic: Okay, so the first thing to being nice, is having a nice smile!

Shad: Sonic, that is not the most important detail of being nice.

Sonic: And you would know this how?

Shad: Hmph!

Sonic: So, let's see it.

Spikes: Me smile?

Sonic: Yeah, it's easy.

Spikes: Me smile no nice. Me no like smile. *smiles with an evil sense to it and sharp disgusting teeth*

Shad/Sonic: Whoa!

Spikes: Me told you.

Shad: Okay, I can't stand it anymore! I tried my best, but it's irritating me now!

Sonic: What are you talking about, Shad?

Shad: His grammar is way off!

Spikes: *pouts and starts to tear up* Me sorry. Me never went school. Me know nothing right. Me just mess-up. Me never good.

Sonic: No, no, don't say that. *wraps arm around his shoulder* We'll help you. First off, when you're talking about yourself, you say I instead of me.

Spikes: I?

Sonic: Yes. So, say that you like to eat ice cream.

Spikes: Me, no, I like eat ice cream?

Sonic: Close. Now, in between like and eat, say to. It's called an infinitive.

Spikes: I like t-to eat ice cream?

Sonic: Yes! There you go!

Spikes: I like to eat ice cream! Me, no wait, I did it! I like it!

Shad: You're getting better, finally.

Sonic: Shadow, be nice.

Knux: Hey, guys, what-WHAT'S HE DOING HERE!?!?!

Sonic: Knuckles! Calm down!

Knux: HOW CAN I WHEN HE KILLED ME AND STOLE THE MASTER EMERALD!?!?!?!?

Spikes: Knuckles, I sorry.

Sonic: Now, you need something called a linking verb.

Spikes: Linking verb?

Sonic: Yes, a linking verb. You use it to link the subject with the rest of the sentence. The most common are the forms of the verb: to be. With I, you'd use am. So trying adding a linking verb to you're sentence.

Spikes: Okay. Knuckles, I a-am sorry.

Sonic: High-five! *give Spikes a high-five* You're such a great student. We're teaching him how to be nice and giving him a few grammar lessons too.

Knux: Oh, okay. Just watch out for him. I don't want anymore mishaps. *leaves*

Shad: Alright, continue with the lesson.

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