Sonic.exe: Time for another truth or dare game!
Sonic: But you skipped the Would You Rather episode!
Sonic.exe: We'll do that later. Now, who'd like to start other than Amy.
Amy: Aww! Why not me?
Sally: You went first last time. I'll start! Amy, truth or dare.
Amy: Dare.
Sally: Hmm...what evil thing should I have you do? Aha! I dare you to destroy your Sonic doll!
Sonic: They sell those?
Amy: Yeah. *pulls out Sonic doll and destroys it* There, happy now?
Sally: I don't get it. Where's the emotion? Your tears?
Amy: Oh, that was only one of them. I bought every Sonic doll that ever existed!
Sonic: Wow. I didn't realize how crazy you were for me.
Amy: Haha!
Sally: You disgust me!
Amy: Okay, anyway, Sonic.
Sonic: Hmm...I choose truth!
Amy: Tell us the true story of how you became the fastest hedgehog.
Sonic: Aww, but it's a secret!
Knuckles: Not anymore!
Tails: Tell us!
Sonic: Alright, fine! When I was around 5 or 6 years old, I was taking a walk downtown and I saw a strange lab in the distance. I decided to go check it out. Once I got inside, I saw all sorts of machines and things of that nature.
Silver: So, you hit a button and accidentally made yourself super fast?
Sonic: You're close. But anyway, I was getting a bit hungry, and I saw a random chili dog just sitting there nice and fresh. At the time, I wasn't very fond of them. But I was hungry enough to try it out. As I made my way over there, I pressed a button that shot a ray at the chili dog. It was an accident, of course, but I still was hungry so I still ate it. A few years later, like when I turned 10, I started feeling weird. I felt like I wanted to run all the time, so that's what I did. My running speed had increased a lot! But it was only temporary.
Shadow: Then you figured that the chili dogs increased your speed, but they didn't. So you went back to the lab and shot yourself with the ray and now...it's permanent.
Sonic: Precisely. I'm not sure if the lab's still there or naw but that's my story that isn't a secret anymore.
Sonic.exe: So...say if this lab still existed...would you get faster each time you got shot with it?
Sonic: I dunno. I didn't make the machine. It was made by some guy named Mark Prower.
Tails: That's my dad!
Sonic: I guess that was a sign that we were meant to be best friends...although, I never met the guy. I just used his machine.
Sally: Anyway, moving on.
Sonic: Right. Um, Shadow, truth or dare?
Shadow: Dare.
Sonic: I dare you to be extremely happy about everything next episode.
Shadow: WHY ME?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sonic.exe: This is gonna be priceless!
Shadow: Fine! Sonic.exe, truth or dare?
Sonic.exe: Dare!
Shadow: I dare you to not stalk, kill, torture, or hurt anyone for the rest of the week.
Sonic.exe: What!? But I need to do that to live! I thought I told you that already! And it's Monday! Why couldn't be on Wednesday!
Shad: Alright, stop your whining. Start on Wednesday.
Sonic.exe: Thank you. Now, who's gonna be my victim...Sonia, truth or dare?
Sonia: Truth.
Sonic.exe: What? You don't trust me?
Sonia: Nobody trusts you.
Sonic.exe: That makes me feel so loved. Anywho, tell us who your first love was.
Sonia: That's it? His name was Bartleby.
Manic/Sonic: Ew!
Sonia: Sonic! Manic! You know I loved him once, right? I didn't appreciate how you guys treated him!
Manic: He was a show-off!
Sonic: And a spoiled snob.
Sonia: And he was a hunk of hotness.
Shad: Ahem! Your boyfriend is in the same room with you...
Sonia: Oh, calm down, Shadzie. I love you now!
Knux: Yeah, but she also used to love me.
Manic: She did?
Sonic: Yeah! Remember when we were about to leave Angel Island, Sonia gave him a little kiss on the cheek and Knuckles fainted?
Manic: OH YEAH!!!
Knux: *blushes*
Shad: Can we please change the subject?
Sonic: Aww, is somebody getting jealous?
Shad: Sonic, I will throw a chaos spear at you if you don't shut your trap.
Sonic: *quiet*
Sonia: Okay, should I make this the last one?
Shad: Please.
Sonic.exe: N-
Shad: I swear, if we continue after Sonia's, I will chaos blast everyone to oblivion!
Sonic.exe: Yeah, make it the last one.
Sonia: Bro, truth or dare. Oh wait, Manic.
Manic: Dare!!
Sonia: I dare you to wear a pretty girly dress the whole next episode.
Manic: No way! That's torture!
Shad: I have to suffer being nice all day!
Manic: Fine! But I pick out the dress!
Sonia: I'll have to approve it.
Manic: Sugar honey iced tea!
Sonic.exe: Goodbye, everyone, before Shadow does a chaos blast.
