Can You Pass 'The Stupid Test'?

536 12 5
                                    

-at Tails' house-

Sonic: *runs up to him* Hey, lil' bro.

Tails: Hey, Sonic.

Amy: Hey, everyone!

Tails/Sonic: Hey!

Sonic: Hey, Tails. Wanna take the stupid test?

Tails: Um...sure.

Sonic: What color is the sky?

Tails: It's blue.

Sonic: What's the color of the grass?

Tails: Green.

Sonic: What's the color of Amy's fur?

Tails: Pink.

Sonic: What was the very first question I asked you?

Tails: What color was the sky?

Sonic: Gotcha!

Tails: What?!

Amy: Oh! Haha! I get it!

Tails: I'm a genius, and yet it's shocking how I don't get this.

Sonic: The first question I asked you was if you wanted to take the stupid test!

Tails: Oh...wow! Haha, that is funny.

~Later on Angel Island~

Sonic: What's up, Knuckles!

Knux: Bored out of my life.

Sonic: Wanna take the stupid test?

Knux: Um...okay?

Sonic: What's the color of the sky?

Knux: Sky blue.

Sonic: What's the color of the grass?

Knux: Bright green.

Sonic: What's the color of our gloves?

Knux: They're white.

Sonic: What's the first question I asked you?

Knux: What was the color of the sky?

Sonic: That's incorrect! *laughs*

Knux: WHAT!?! But you asked me what the color of the sky was!! That was first!!!

Sonic: Don't get so hot-headed!! The first question I asked you was you wanted to take the stupid test, knucklehead!

Knux: Hehe, I guess that is a bit funny. Go ask Shadow.

~Later in creepy woods~

Shad: Faker, would you get outta here?

Sonic: Wanna take the stupid test?

Shad: But I'm not stupid!

Sonic: What's the color of the sky, Shadow? You might as well answer.

Shad: Ugh! It's blue.

Sonic: What's the color of the grass?

Shad: It's green.

Sonic: What's the color of your streaks?

Shad: Red. Can I leave now?

Sonic: What was the first question I asked you?

Shad: You asked me if I wanted to take the stupid test.

Sonic: You are.......right?

Shad: Yeah I already know the punch line. Hey, Sonic...wanna take the dummy test?

Sonic: Hmm, never heard of that one. Go on.

Shad: What's the color of the sky?

Sonic: Blue.

Shad: And the color of grass?

Sonic: Green.

Shad: What's the color of your fur?

Sonic: Cobalt blue.

Shad: What's the last question I asked you?

Sonic: What color my fur was.

Shad: I'm sorry, but that is incorrect. The correct answer was, what's the last question I asked you?

Sonic: Wha-? Shadow! That's not fair!

Shad: Life's unfair. Now leave me alone.

Sonic: *walks away sadly*

The Sonic.exe ShowWhere stories live. Discover now