Sonic.exe: Welcome to another WYR! With special host, Dorothy Davis!
Me: Hey, everyone!
Cream: Hi, Ms. Dorothy.
Amy: Sorry, I have to babysit.
Me: It's cool, she can join in the fun! She was here last time too. So, you guys know the rules, so let's begin with...Cream. Would you rather have to stay back a year in school or have no summer break for four years in a row?
Cream: That's easy! I'd rather be held back because I want my summer breaks!
Me: Alright, Tails. Would you rather have to paint all the walls and the ceiling of a large room using only your tongue or using only the pointed end of a toothpick?
Tails: Umm...toothpick, paint is toxic and I don't want to be poisoned.
Me: True, true. Okay, I have the perfect one for Shadow!
Shad: Why do you torture me!?!
Me: Would you rather walk knee-deep through fish guts, or walk through a dark cave full of thick spiderwebs?
Amy: Ew! Gross!
Sonia: Where do you get these from?
Me: From a book, now Shadow, answer!
Shad: Fine, but you know the answer. I'd rather walk knee-deep through fish guts.
Sonic: What? Wait, why?!
Shad: I have slight arachnophobia.
Silver: Really?
Shad: Yes, and Sonic, it's not funny!
Sonic: *cracking up* SHADOW!!! YOU'RE SCARED OF SPIDERS!!!
Sonia: *whacks the back of Sonic's head* Stop laughing at your brother-in-law!
Me: Anyways, Knuckie, it's your turn!
Knux: Please don't call me that.
Me: So, Knuckie, would you rather have skin that changes colors based on how you're feeling or have it change to the color of whatever you ate or drank last?
Knux: What!?
Sonic: *dying of laughter* BUT HE ALREADY DOES THAT!!!!! *ROFL*
Me: Okay, is he ever gonna stop laughing?
Blaze: Doubt it.
Spikes: Hey, Blaze! Hey, everyone! Hey, Dotty. *blushes*
Blaze: Hey, Spikes.
Me: Hi, Spikes! We're playing Would you rather. Care to join us?
Spikes: Okay.
Me: Yay!
Sonic: *suddenly explodes in more laughter* STOP IT!!! JUST STOP IT!!! YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!
Amy: I think he's gone crazy.
Rouge: Something tells me you're right.
Manic: He's been laughing the whole time so far.
Sonic: *tears fall down his face and continues laughing* I'M SORRY GUYS! I CAN'T...I CAN'T HELP IT!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! IT HURTS!!!!
Me: Sonic, how about you go next?
Sonic: *laughs and cries*
Me: I'll take that as an okay. Would you rather...suck the white dried spit off the edges of an old teacher's lips after a two-hour class, or suck off the crud that gathers in the corner of a cat's eye?
