Sonic.exe the Priest?

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Shad: You ready to get married?

Sonia: Oh my gosh, yes!

???:Hello, I am your priest that will marry you two.

Sonic: Woo!

Amy: Yeah, guys!

Rouge: This is beautiful!

Knux: I wish this was over with.

Sonic: Must you always be a pessimist?

Knux: What is that, idiot!?

Sonic: It's someone who always thinks negatively, genius!

Knux: Alright, just asking!

Sonic: Just watch the wedding.

Knux: You're distracting me!

Amy: Sonic, turn around.

Rouge: Knuckie, calm down and just be happy about the wedding.

Knux: I can't be happy about Shadow marrying my long lost love.

Priest: Alright, so we're here to unite Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonia the hedgehog.

Shad: *smiles at Sonia*

Sonia: *smiles at Shad*

Priest: Time for rings!

~after the wedding's done~

Sonia: Wow, we're officially married now.

Shad: Unless the priest was a fake. I'd beat up the phony.

Sonic: Congratulations, I have a brother-in-law!

Shad: Hehe, Sonic, you're funny.

Amy: You two look great together.

Sonia: Thank you, anyway, who was the priest?

???: *removes hood* Surprise!

-everyone gasps-

Shad: Sonic.exe? You married us?

Sonia: But you're not a priest!

Sonic: And where have you been?! You're the host of this show!

Sonic.exe: I went to a school for priests, and now I can officially marry people!

Amy: Why would you wanna do that?

Sonic.exe: Because I wanna marry you and Sonic.

Shad: But you married Sonia and me.

Sonic.exe: Pssh, yeah. I wanted practice. How'd I do?

Sonia: You did just fine.

Shad: Just keep the hood off.

Sonic.exe: Kay, thanks guys!

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