1D Hiatus Group Chat

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>sorry about the last chapter <

WTFAY: guys Ashton is an angel bean

Niall: why aren't u harambe anymore???

WTFAY: cause I thought I should stick to my original roots as who the fuck are u

WTFAY: but anyways Ashton is an angel fucking bean

Ashton: thanksss

Zayn: you know I've realized that you have given a lot of people nick names

Liam: you're just jealous cause you don't have one

Harry: I don't have one

WTFAY: you have to earn nick names salty people don't get nicknames Zayn

Zayn: well then

Calum: who all even has a nickname?

WTFAY: well Luke's 'Ma Boi'

Luke: that's right guys I'm just that amazing

WTFAY: Niall's 'my lil French fry'

Niall: why is mine that I'm not French or anything

WTFAY: shhh salty people lose their nicknames

Niall: I I'm a French fry aren't I supposed to salty

WTFAY: true

WTFAY: Liam's is 'daddy pain'

Liam: Zayn you're so fucking jealous

Zayn: Liam doesn't deserve one :(

WTFAY: Louis' is 'perfect human being'

Louis: wait I have one???

WTFAY: you've got more than one but thats the top one

WTFAY: and Ashton is now 'angel bean'

Ashton: mine better than yours Luke

Luke: well I want the first one to get one

Michael:  how come 4/9 of us don't have one :(

Harry: we haven't 'earned' them

Trump: what about me

Trump: I'm I 'Sexy motherfucka'???

WTFAY: ewww no

Calum: so Zayn Harry Michael and I don't have one

WTFAY: yup

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Calum added M, H, and Z to group chat Strike.

Calum: guys we're going on strike

M: why?

Calum: if we don't have nicknames we shouldn't be in the chats

Z: true

H: you guys aren't as important as me in those chats

Z: hey I'm right here

Calum: yeah but then who'll Luke and Ashton have

M: yeah

Z: niall, louis, liam, each other, and WTFAY.

H: actually yeah guys let go on strike they'll soon miss us

H: well I mean for Zayn they'll probably be like "Oh this isn't the first time he left us, and I don't mean group chat wise"

M: hey be nice

Calum: it's time to strike.