1D Hiatus Group Chat

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Niall added Liam, Louis, Harry, Zayn, Luke, Ashton, and Michael tp group chat happy birthday Liam♡

Niall: happy birthday bb

Liam: thanks :)

Harry: happy birthday Liam

Liam: thanks (:

Luke: happy bday dad

Liam: thanks... ?

Luke: ;)

Calum: happy birthday old man

Liam: um thanks

Zayn: happy birthday my friend

Liam: thanks ♡

Michael: happy birthday my big dick brother

Liam: thank you 👐

Ashton: happy bday friend

Liam: thank you

Louis: happy birthday payno

Liam: thanks tommo

Zayn: okay but like also good job at your concert boo ♡

Harry: oh yeah

Harry: where's the album

Harry: i have an album

Harry: wheres yours?

Niall: thanks Zayn.

Niall: do you realize that liam is the first to have two birthday chats deticated to him

Liam: thats true

Niall: louis has one

Louis: yep

Niall: harry too

Harry: correct

Niall: even zayn

Zayn: yes

Niall: and me???

Niall: i dont have one

Niall: 😭😭😭

Niall: i thought you guys loved me

Zayn: we do bb

Harry: we were just busy nialler

Louis: i was probably with elk

Louis: wait. Was i dating elk last year??

Louis: you know what i might have been with banananana at that time

Harry: you were with danielle

Louis: whos that

Harry: the brunette you were with last year

Louis: that wasn't Eleanor... ?

Harry: nope

Louis: damnit

Harry: what

Louis: ive been saying the wrong beard in interviews shiiiiit

Niall: oh we know

Louis: and no one texted me?

Zayn: lol no its funny

Louis: fuck youuu

Harry: wheres liam in interviews when you need him

Liam: getting calls from simon

Zayn: probs true

Liam: are we like ignoring the fact that the 5sos boys are touring too, good for them 👏

Liam: thanks dad

Ashton: thank you friend

Calum: thank you

Michael: thanks big dick brother

Liam: np

Liam: also niall on your birthday i sent you like 10 hapoy birthday texts smh

Niall: yeah thanks ♡

Luke: if it makes you feel better none of us got birthday wishes

Niall: shut up 5sos

Niall: we the orgy members

Harry: we dont have orgys

Niall: well maybe if you guys wouldn't turn me down

Louis: we're not having a threesome

Niall: but

Harry: i think its a good time to end this chat

Niall: wait

Harry ended group chat happy birthday Liam

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