1D Hiatus Group Chat

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WTFAY added Niall, Louis, Liam, Zayn, and Harry to group chat t(-.-t)

WTFAY: hello everyone

Zayn: sup

Liam: hello

Niall: oops

Harry: hi

Louis: hi

WTFAY: I wrote you guys a song!!! You wanna hear it?

Harry: sure

Niall: okay

WTFAY:

There once was a band called one direction
They had so many fan girls they could spread a world wide infection
Anything they do can make girls suicidal
Like Zayn leaving the band or taking a break for a little while
One direction does stuff that'll actually please us
Most of Larry shippers probably need Jesus
Beliebers and directioners are definitely not the same
Beliebers are chill while directioners are insane

One D stunts all the time but we see right through it
Like baby-gate, Haylor, and that Cheryl is pregnant
They get fake girlfriends who want money and fame
Making directioners and Larries go completely insane
They probably sit back and laugh at the chaos
While directions sit and wonder 'what if they hate us'
Zayn left the band because of a lie
Making a bunch of teenage girls cry out their eyes

Now let's talk about the members this time around
Like the fact that Niall came out with a solo called This Town
We can all admit Harry's cute a kind of girly
Now the only thing we're missing is his hair the was once curly
Louis Tomlinson used to be so colorful a bright
Until he turned dark and emo sometime overnight
We've all wanted to use Liam as a human shield
Cause as you can see he's got a great build

Directioners contemplate their life while 1Ds on hiatus
Probably thinking 'oh god I just hate this'
Must of directioners have probably never been out of their house
Cause they can read and watch 1D stuff with the click of a mouse
While adults are waiting for the results of American 2016 presidential election
Directioners are waiting for 2017 the end of the break from one direction

Niall: it's beautiful

Harry: *wipes away a tear* wow

Louis: *claps strenuously*

Liam: is that even a thing?

Louis: it is now

Zayn: that was amazing

WTFAY: mkay discussion time what did you like and dislike about the song dislikes first

Liam: I feel like I wasn't included in the song

Zayn: I didn't leave 1D cause of a lie...

Niall: sure you didn't Zayn^ beliebers are crazy too, I would know

Harry: I'm not girly I'm a very manly man and stuff

Louis: I didn't become dark and emo over night ☹️

WTFAY: likes?

Liam: you said I had a nice build

Zayn: you at least mentioned me even though I left

Niall: you put stuff about my OTP

Harry: it was actually kind of well written

Louis: you put haylor down as a stunt. I like that.

WTFAY: thank you 😊 bye bye now

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What'd you think of the song?!? It was sent to my by my friend. Don't go and steal it though cause she worked hard o it. I think it's good. It doesn't matter what you think TBH I love her either way.
Written
October 10th 2016