1D Hiatus Group Chat

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Louis added Harry, Liam, and Niall to group chat Hi.

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ouis: so guys I had an idea

Harry: what is it?

Louis: not for you

Niall: so for us

Liam: me and niall?

Louis: and me of course

Harry: so want is it

Louis: okay so were gonna wrote songs like Taylor swift

Niall: wdym?

Louis: so were pretending were Taylor swift and she's writing a break up song about us

Liam: sounds fun

Louis: good cause you're going first then me then niall

Harry: ooh fun

Liam:

Guys who are tall

I started dating him
Cause he was in a boyband
But there was a certain thing
He couldn't understand

Girls like me
Like guys
Who are
Tall

Yeah guys who are tall

I mean sure he was
One of the tallest in the band
But he wasn't tall enough for me
He couldn't reach me when he would stand

Girls like me
Like guys
Who are
Tall

Yeah guys who are tall

He said he doesn't date white trash

He's not into to dating snakes
That he's not into dating bitches
Or being with this skank

Its probably cause he's a guy
Who's
Not
Tall

Harry: meh its okay

Liam: its all I could think of

Niall: it wasnt too bad

Louis: k my turn

Louis:

All about ass

He had the juiciest ass
The bluest eyes
But now I'd really
Like to see him cry

I thought he was the one
With his beautiful smile
We were meant to be
Even though we only dated for a short while

Then I realized something
Quit important
So maybe, just maybe
We weren't meant
To be together

I caught him
Fucking my ex
And I don't mean
To disrespect (well kinda)

He likes it up the ass
And putting it up the ass
And sucking on the d
And I caught him with harry (not styles)

Well I mean it could've been
Styles as in harry
But it doesn't matter
I don't believe in Larry

But they fucked
And didn't even
Stop when I came in
I mean they told me it was fake
Our relationship
I mean our management told us
But we were in love (I think)

But he likes sucking the d
Putting it up the ass
Getting it up the ass
At least he does it with some class

Niall: yasssss mmmmnn Larry is real

Harry: but that never even happened

Louis: not to me of course

Harry: exactly

Louis: but it happened when you were together

Liam: okay

Niall: its me turn its gonna be short

Niall:

Love

I thought we were in love
You said you loved me
Or is that only because
You wanted your potato with sour cream

When you wouldn't look at me
When we were taking a dip
I realized what you were staring at
Was a bag of chips

But babe just look at me
It's me you could be licken
But instead all you got
Is a bucket of chicken

You love food
You'll her find a wife
And your only children
Will be sour patch kids

You only love food

Harry: and niall wins

Louis: definitky

Niall: yay!

Liam: I get it mine was shit

Louis: okay let's all agree to her do anything like this again

Harry: sounds good

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Sorry for this chapter idk what was going through my head. If I were you I'd just skip out on this chapter. It was complete and utter shit and its pretty awful! Have a lovely night, evening, morning, or day! I promise it'll be better next time.