-Clover-Charmz-'s Randomness

Aaaahhh My Hair!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

Weiss: *exasperated tone* What is it?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Weiss: *raises eyebrow*

My hair looks blue in the sunlight!!!

Weiss: ...So?

Me: Actually, it kinda varies between blue and brown, but that's not the point!

Weiss: So what is the point?

Me: *rolls eyes* ofcourse you wouldn't get it, everyone in remnant have some kind of weird coloured hair, but what it means, is that my hair is rightfully black.

Weiss: I still don't get it.

Me: You've got pure white hair. Ofcourse you don't.

Weiss: Hey! I pride myself on its colour!

Me: *rolls eyes* Anyhow, it means that my hair is basically pure black, like... Jet black.

Weiss: And...?

Me: And it means that it looks kinda like Marinette's hair.

Marinette: Hi! Did someone mention me?

Weiss: ...who are you?

Marinette: I'm Marinette. Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

Me: From Miraculous Ladybug!

Marinette: Or otherwise known as "Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Catnoir."

Me: But I prefer just; Miraculous Ladybug. Because I absolutely hate it when people say "Catnoir" instead of "Chatnoir", because "Chatnoir" is how it's rightfully supposed to be.

Marinette: *winks* Correct! Because you love your French, oui?

Me: *Smiles* Oui!

Weiss: *Looks between the two* I dunno what you guys are talking about because I'm technically German. I don't know any French whatsoever.

Me: *Pats Weiss on the back while she glares* You poor thing. I used to learn German when I was still in Pre-primary, but then I moved schools (and states) and started learning French instead.
Plus, I've kinda forgotten all of my German along the way.

Weiss: *Scowls*

Me: Hey! Don't blame me with my forgetful brain!

Marinette: Never mind, you can join us on the Français side!

Me: ^.^ Yay!

Weiss: So um, how does this all relate to your "black" hair?

Me: Oh yeah, not much.

Weiss: So basically, you called me over with no point whatsoever?

Me: Nope! Only that my hair is jet black and the fact that I was giving away an answer to those "How well do you know me" questions.

Weiss: Oooooaaaaahhh.... You may not be as idiotic as I thought you were.

Me: Hey!

Weiss: But you're still a dolt in my opinion.

Marinette: *stares warily at Weiss* You kinda remind me of a certain blonde......

Me: Marinette!!! She is nothing like Chloe!

Weiss: Who is this... Chloe, you speak of?

Me: uuuuhhh—

Chloe: Me, ofcourse! How could anyone not know me?!

Weiss:😒 I see your point.

Me: O.o Nonnonononononnonononnonononnooooooo...... *Tries to shove Chloe offstage* you are not going to spoil our chat!

Chloe: *refuses to be pushed off*

Me: *looks at Weiss frantically*

Weiss: *Rolls eyes*

Marinette: *thinks in head* What the hell....

Weiss: *Pulls out Mytenaster*

Chloe: *Sees rapier* *Blanches* *Runs off*

Me: *Looks after Chloe leaving stage* Well that's the end of that.

Marinette: Right.... *Glances at Weiss* you sure you're not an akuma?

Weiss: An... Akuma?

Me: *Budges in between them before they can say more* Right right, I think it's time to end the chapter.

Marinette: *huffs* Alright.

Me: HL🐞,

Weiss&Marinette: Out!

Me: I'm not even gonna bother. —_—