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:P see what I did there^^?

Weiss: Repeating everything?

Author: Well, as a matter of fact, yes.

Weiss: And why is that?

Author: Hold in your impatience Miss Schnee, I'm getting to it, can't you see?

Weiss: Well that rhymed.

Author: Oh. So it did. I didn't even notice.

Weiss: Well you do have a tendency to be not only forgetful, but rather unobservant.

Author: *scratches head* well yes.

Weiss: So? What is this, repetitiveness all about?

Author: Oh yeah! I just randomly wanted to point out all the repetitive things that happen in all of my books that all my readers may have noticed.

Weiss: Okaaaaayy...?

Author: Because I'm generally a person who only realises that they are repeating several things in their books until they've practically finished with them/when it's too late to change it.

Weiss: So what are these..."repetitive" things?

Author: glad you asked. Well for one, I overuse several emotions/moods in all my stories, mainly, I'm talking about my two Miraculous Ladybug fanfics.

Weiss: Riiighhhttt...like what?

Author: Things like: Anger, frustration, sadness, helplessness—

Weiss: Which is about the same as frustration—

Author: Oh quiet you, I'm trying to create a mood here—loss, pain, fury—

Weiss: Again, fury is the same as anger—

Author: I'm just gonna ignore you casually and continue on as if you never spoke—rage, tears, destruction, feels—

Weiss: Yeah yeah, I think we all get it. And what is up with you and all those negative emotions being repeated, can't you find a life that contains more sunshine and rainbows?

Author: Hey! I like romance and fluff too!

Weiss: Yeah, but seriously, I'm starting to feel like as if I should be concerned about you.

Author: -_- gimme a break, stories aren't fun for me without those things.

Weiss: I guess, but I swear you're going to attract Salem if you go on with all that.

Salem: Yes? I heard someone call my name.

Weiss & Author: O.o..............*Start screaming*

Author: 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😡😡😡😡Out! *starts kicking out at Salem* Outoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutout!!!!!! WE DONT WANT YOU HERE!!!!!!!!!

Salem: *clutches head groaning at the places that miss Author~San struck at* *Coughs* I'm getting too old for this....

Weiss: *Gets out Myrtenaster* Out!

Salem: *disappears*

Author: Well that was unexpected.

Weiss: *glares* You think?

Author: Nevermind, back to our lovely conversation.

Ruby: *pops out of nowhere* Oh hi guys! What are we talking about?

Weiss: Oh goodie, another friend stopping by...*thinks internally* I can hear the harps already.

Author: we're talking about all the repetitive things that have happened in all my works.

Ruby: Cool! *randomly grabs strawberry-flavoured cookie and starts to munch on it*

Author: Now, as I was saying, another things that is pretty repetitive about me is that I keep on talking about eye colours too much.

Weiss: That's true.

Author: It's mostly when I'm talking about eye colours witching from one to another. You might find a lot of that...

Ruby: *grabs "Miraculous Ladybug: Destiny" off wattpad book shelf* hmmmm.... Oh yeah, it's a bit dodgy here and there because it doesn't make sense because you've been under heavy editing and had to delete the whole battle scene between Marionette and Chatnoir because you found it too cringy and then rewrote it with Nino, but....oooh! Here's the old version that most people know! *clears throat* "Marinette's eyes flashed from the dark purple to a light blue, for such a short period of time that I barely even noticed it, but I knew that perhaps, that may have been her own real inner consciousness fighting back."

Author: *Rolls eyes* that wasn't even the exact word of the old version, because it would've not only been a lot less dramatic in the way you've read it, but it also wouldn't have as much description that I you very much.

Weiss: Right, so how is that repetitive?

Ruby: hmph! I'm getting to it! Now, Trahison. *grabs book* *clears throat again* "Chapter eight:And for a millisecond, I swore I saw his irises flash to a different colour, his hands clenching and jaw hard. But then it faded away just as quickly, as if it had never happened. I shook my head, and blinked my eyes. It was just my imagination, I told myself, then managed to stumble out a quick reply to him, fumbling for my own things and stuffing them into my bag at the same time." *looks to Weiss* See?

Author: Good reading Ruby!

Weiss: Good reading?

Author: Yeah, it was a compliment!

Ruby: Wow thanks!

Weiss: Still, that's only two examples.

Author: Well get ready for a third.

Ruby: The Elementals! *flips open book* *clears throat yet again* "His eyes went from their usual deep blue to a molten gold in anger."

Weiss: You haven't even published that chapter yet!

Author & Ruby: Still counts!

Weiss: Fine, I see your point, but what's the point of this chapter?

Author: Uh....I dunno? I guess is my lonely bored life on wattpad where I bore my own readers just for fun?

Weiss: And rant out your own life problems?

Author: Yeah...hey! Did you know that we repeated the word repetitive seven times!

Weiss: *rolls eyes* you counted the title as two.

Author: So what? It's still repeating the word repetitive.

Weiss: you should probably get back to doing homework now.

Author: *has panic attack* oh gosh! I do!

Ruby: *is munching on cookie still*

Weiss: Anyhow, I guess that concludes today's random chapter! *is super relieved*

Ruby: *muffled through cookie crumbs* shwee ywo gwuysh nwexft twime! *waves* *disappears*

Weiss: right, I swear I'll give a cookie to anyone who knew what Ruby what was talking about.

Author: Yeah, that's one thing we can agree on, she needs to beak out of her cookie-talk habit and start biscuit-talking instead. I'll actually understand her then.

Weiss: Right.....

Author: Anyhow, HL🐞,

Out!

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