Madhouse

#18 Harley Quinn/ No Visitors Today

Time skip

"You promise Puddin'?" I questioned early in the mornin' as we were gettin' ready to travel to the hideout.

He groaned rollin' his eyes while buttonin' up his black leather jacket, we had to be discreet this time around.

Bats was watchin' out fer us.

I pushed his shoulder lightly "Say it!"

"Ok..ok I promise pooh..."
                                                 "Ya promise what Misath J?"

He sighed and walked towards the bathroom pickin' up a black bag with him. Slowly I put on my shirt and sat back down onto the bed feelin' the soft material under my fingertips.

"Repeat after me...I will not hit Harley-"
                                                                   "But what if-"
                                                                                            "No what if's pud if we want fer this to work out repeat after me."

"Ugrr ok..." He sat next to me on the bed lookin' down at my lips.

Gently I took his right hand against mine and put them up in the air as if we were to say an oath. "I the Joker, solemnly swear to not hit or abuse Harley Quinn in any given situation till the day I die." I smiled at him

"I the magnificent Joker, solemnly swear to not hit or abuse Harleen Quinzel in any given situation till the day I die." He licked his lips and stood up quickly leavin' me sittin' down, "This is stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"

"At least betta than nothin'"

He brutally grabbed my hand smilin', no words needed and opened the window not lookin' back at me. "Ya think it's a good idea to-"

Together hand in hand we free fell to the ground and both of us laughed our heads off as we plopped into a garbage dump. The air around us thickened as we realized that somethin' was not right. Everythin' was just too easy and too quiet.

"Maybe the bat wasn't lookin' fer us after all?" I smiled my small hands reachin' the cold metal at the end of the garbage to push myself over the edge and get out.

"What about the bat?" I heard a husky voice call out from the dark as I stood my ground on the pavement with my puddin'.

"Harley!" He growled, "Heya bats we were just goin' home but we weren't expecting any guests to come along." Gigglin' he reached into his pockets and took out his Glock 26 Gen 3, 9mm "and if we say we don't want any guests it includes you!"

My hands shot to my bra as I took out a pocket pistol and aimed it at Batman who had jumped down to our ground level. My fingers trailed over tha trigger but my head quickly snapped right when I heard my puddin' shoot multiple times at b-man. "C'mon follow me!" He shouted gesturin' towards me as we raced down the creepy alleyway our footsteps echoin' durin' our sprint to safety. 

"Joker! Halrey Quinn!" I heard batman groan as somethin' sharp had entered my flesh.

I squealed in pain and fell to my knees as blood poured from my left back thigh. "Puddin'!" I screamed at the top of my lungs reachin' fer him but he had ran off without me into the busy street.

Decidin' to suck it up I turned around and aimed the gun at the Bats head as he strode closer and closer to me "Let's play a game shall we?" I giggled ingnorin' the stingin' pain.

His emotionless face stayed straight as without a blink on an eye he had backhanded me to the floor. I fell lifelessly onto the moist ground my right cheek burin' with the sensation of failure.

I'd failed Misath J...

I knew right there and then that I'd be goin' back to Arkham and there was no way to escape it.

He had lifted me up by my red and black locks and pinned me against the wall takin' the batarang outta my bloody flesh. I winced but sucked it up bitin' on my lower trembelin' lip.
"Ya aren't very good of a talker aren't ya?" I smiled lickin' my lips, "my puddin' will break me out again and there is no way to escape it!"

"Shut it Quinn." He spoke his voice low.

"Oh Batsy Batsy..." I rolled my eyes swayin' my hips against his crotch, "ya think yer in control when in reality yer just a little puppet that I love to play around with."

"I won't say it again Quinn, and anyways I though you were long done with the joker? What happened to your new life in Brooklyn? You were doing such progress."

I ignored him and tried to sound as intimidatin' as much as I could and I guess it was workin' little by little.

Form a distance I heard engine roar and lightly I giggled at how stupid bats was when he began to lead me to his batmobile. "Vroom! Vroom!" I laughed

He pushed me against a wall to show me who was boss in this situation.

"Vroom! Vroom!"

"Vroom! Vroom!"

"Vroom! Vroom!" I laughed psychotically

"What do you mean by-" tires screeched and lights blinded me as I heard a huge SLAM!

I rubbed my eyes rapidly as I watched batman fly across the sky and hit his body against an opposite wall.

That must have hurt. Good. Very Good.

"Get in sweets!" I heard his bone shrillin' voice as the door opened to the white van. Smilin' I rapidly got in cheerfuly singin' a tune out loud.

"Bya bats! Not gonna miss ya!" I waved him a goodbye kiss and slammed the door shut as the engine roared once again.

I didn't bother puttin' a seatbelt on cause I was too preoccupied with the pain in my back thigh. Slowly and carefully I reached over to feel it and straight away my hand had shot away all bloody.
"Ya thought I would leave you with the bat pumpkin'?" He smirked his eyes fixated on the road.

I gave out a shaky breath "N-no I trusted ya to do the right thing..."

"Right. Right." He mumbled under his breath ingnorin' my incompetent state.

Gracefully and as cheerfully as possible I reached over, my bloody hand on his shoulder and kissed his cheek sweetly. He shrugged my hand away but then his eyes opened wide as if he'd seen a unicorn, his head twistin' to my bloodied hand. "What's that!" He growled obviously irritated by the matter that I got hurt.

"Don't worry- everything's ok just a batarang."

He rolled his eyes and quickly tossed me a bandage, his left hand still on the steerin' wheel, from his bag that lay next to his feet. The blood had stained my leggings but it was no matter ta me nor him.