Madhouse

#7 Harley Quinn/ Mission Impossible

I saw a bright light as colors came back to me my head poundin'. I've been knocked out too many times in this month!

Ma eyes adjusted an I realized that there wasn't much light at all. I was in a some sort of lair.

I looked down at ma hands and realized that they were cuffed and around a metal pole.

"Aw just excellent!" I side smiled, "where am I?" I called out hopin' someone could answer.

"Hello Harley Quinn." I heard a feminine voice say from the shadows. "So how is it?"

I chuckled "To be drugged and wake up handcuffed in a lair? My puddin' and I used to do this every Thursday!"

"Enough!" She said angrily as I laughed even more. She stepped outta the shadows and to be honest she did lose some weight.

"Ya know Waller ya did lose some weight! Great job!" I smiled innocently.

"Shut up Quinn!" I heard a male shout from the left 'a me.

"Floyd!" I exclaimed, "how nice to see ya, well I mean hear ya cause I can't actually see ya in this darkness cause I'm not a bat, oh yeah and that reminds me-"
                                                     "Just shut your mouth Harley!" I heard another male voice interrupt me. His famous Australian accent givin' his identity away rather quickly.

"Ya know captain interruptin' a lady isn't very nic-" I felt a strike of pain in ma right cheek as Amanda had hit me hard.

I swallowed.

"Now can you all listen up?" She demanded.

Nobody said anythin', we were too afraid to.

I attempted to raise my hand slowly but she gave me a death glare and I stopped.
"Good very good..."

"Are we doing another some sort of your suicide mission?" Floyd spoke up.

"Yes and as you all already know there are mini bombs planted in the back of your heads just in case you try to run away." She tapped one foot on the floor.

"Does fetchin' some food count?" I smiled brightly

She scoffed and came close to my face her mouth next to ma ear. "Listen here Quinn no mind games!"

I gulped and nodded quickly even though I had no idea what she was on about. "Just forewarnin' ya my stomach sometimes takes 'a toll 'a me."

"Quinn!" Everyone shouted as I giggled lightly.

"Any questions?"

"Oh oh pick me, pick me!" I shouted sweetly.

"Quinn?"

"Where is Red?" I looked around the room worried fer her life.

"Ah the plant lady...she's safe no worries." She chuckled deeply.

"I-I wanna see her!" I spat as Waller rolled her eyes.

"Let her go!" She shouted to some of her men and instantly two of them ran over to me undoin' ma handcuffs.

"Thank you boys!" I exclaimed standin' up and rubbin' my wrists.

"She's in the next room." Waller told me a smirk appearin' on her wicked face.

"Red!" I shouted and ran to another room which was brightly lit up, to my luck.

I saw her familiar red hair and her tall figure lookin' towards the board. She didn't look her self though. "Doctors...who...who is this?" She said turn in' around.

"You ok in the head Red? You don't look yerself. If you idiots lobotomized her, I am feed you yer own lower regions before I kill ya!" I shouted

She stared at me blankly as I frowned "Babe you in there somewhere?" I grasped her shoulder gently lookin' inta her green eyes.

"I'm...I'm sorry...who are you? Leave me be. I have to finish this and you're a distraction." She shook one of her mixtures in her left hand.

"But I'm your favorite distraction!" I exclaimed my eyes lightin' up as I kissed her hard.

I slowly pulled away her eyes wide as plates.

"Really you don't remember me at all? An' all the fun times we always have?" I felt hurt and sad.

"I don't know you. Go away. Your breath smells like cherries." She said dumbfounded.

An' I was called the blonde bimbo!

"Tell me what yer jerkholes did to her an' how to tern her back!" I screamed at the doctors that were behind 'a me.

"We-we just gave her this drink..." One of em trailed off showin' the bottle with green liquid in it, "it's an experiment and I can see that it had worked."

"Yer scumbags! When is it gonna wear off?" I snatched the bottle from the man's hand and threw it outta the window.

"Noooo!" All of em shouted in unison which made me laugh.

"Now tell me!" I ordered.

"In-in a few minutes." Another doctor said.

"Good cause I want my Pammie back!" I strode off ta Waller who I saw had freed the others.

There stood Captain Boomerang, Dead Shot, King Shark and another guy I didn't recognize but he was in the dark.

"I've got the worst of the worst and even managed to get the clown couple how sweet!"

My mouth dropped open "No..you-you don't mean..."

"HAHAHAHAA she's right sweets the clown prince of crime is here!" He cackled steppin' outta the shadows with his arms wide open as if waitin' for applause.

"You got it wrong Waller we ain't a couple!" I shouted spittin'

"Does it seem as if I care? No. so shut your mouth and listen up."

"How'd ya capture him Waller, he's a wild one!" Captain boomerang said smilin'.

"Well Batman and I have had some exchange measures." She walked around the room.

"No wayyy imma gonna work with him!" I told her ploppin' down onto the floor and crossin' my arms over ma chest, "ya know what he is capable of?"

"Yes and that's exactly why I got the worst of the worst." She scoffed and looked at Floyd, "now about that friend of yours..poison oaky." Her head twitched towards me.

"Poison Ivy!" I said in unison with Red as she came into the room.

"Is she really gonna work with us?" I heard Jay groan in protest but Waller shook her head.

"Am not." Red smilied walkin' up ta me and hugged me tightly, "I'm gonna be observing"

"So you're just gonna let her go?" Floyd said sternly.

Amanda shook her head, "she might be useful so she'll be transferred to Arkham.

I didn't see the horrified look in her face, I knew she had a plan an a good one. "That'll be a long flight judgin' by the fact that we're in Louisiana..." Floyd informed us.

I gasped and realized that it was true. "So we won't get the chance to run away..." I said in a sad tone as Red giggled.

Many guards came in and took Ivy by her arms pullin' her away. "Red!" I shouted as everyone on the team looked at me.

I quickly ran up to her and kissed her lightly on the cheek before whipserin' quickly, "good luck with your plan." She nodded and got dragged away as I felt tears burnin' at the sides of my eyes.

Her sweet sent still in my nostrils.

"The plant is food." I heard Shark growl.

"Great I'm surrounded by maniacs!" I smiled

"Honey you're one too." Jay informed me as I frowned his hands on my shoulders

"Gettcha hands of 'a me yer creep!" I moved to the side as he chuckled deeply sendin' shivers up my spine.