"Those bastards better be here to clean. O well they'll never know it was me anyway. " Levi dropped the knife, placing it next to the dead man. He slipped out whistling down the alley thinking about the important things in life; pasta, a shit, and a shower. While thinking of recipes then remembering it was his night for nightcap that was fancy for eating takeout, drinking beer, and talking shit, he heard rustling and his instincts kicked in. His gun was cocked in a second towards the noise. The rustling stopped and little pants were heard. Levi wondered if this idiot thought he was subtle. "Come out and show yourself. I promise a swifter ending then your friend" Levi was ready for some backup or revenge fool following him.
He was ready for any threat but that did not include a tiny head popping out. A little body wiggled and crawled out. His pants were heard as his body trembled being exposed to the chilly night. Levis gun was put away as the shock wore off. What the fuck was a baby brat doing out! Despite his rep Levi wasn't going to harm a fucking baby, who's crime is probably shitting on himself.
He crouched as the baby crawled his way. A million question plagued him. The first was who did it and why!? The baby crawled into the light. The creature was adorable and Levi could see this through the soot and grime. How did this baby survive and what the fuck is that a smile. Shit. Shit fuck me. Levi thought.
The baby reached Levi, looking up in curiosity. His cheeks had streaks in them most likely from crying. He was shivering and chunky but needs nutrition. Levi glared inspecting the baby when he smiled with his few teeth showing. Levi dropped to his knees.
Strike one.
The baby baby giggled and reached out for him ! Levi fell face forward into the alleyway.
Strike two.
He was getting taken down by a nearly toothless brat. How and what powers did he possess. Who is that cute! How did he add cute to Levis language!
Levi was.sulking in.his demise when a small chubby palm gently touched his cheek. Delivering the last blow his greatest adversary hit him with these huge eyes filled with the most insane shade of green. The hand pats his cheek "Da Da back!" An arrow pieced his heart. Strike three. He was obliterated his walls crashing down by such PREFECT UN TAINTED INNOCENCE! WHO LEAVES THIS TO DIE HE'LL PAY!"
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FanfictionPLATONIC CRACK Levi is known as the angel of death for a corporation ran with his step cousin Erwin Smith. He's strong, he's ruthless, he's awkward and doesn't talk to anyone outside his inner circle. Love is something as foreign as the jungles of t...
