He then set to bathing Eren gently. He made sure Eren could star in commercials when he finished. Not that he would let anybody exploit Erens cute purity. Not on his watch. He placed him in a diaper after having to re wash him for filling the other. Dressed now in footed pajamas with stars that fit his new star, Levi cleaned up and took Eren to the front. Eren was now up and ready to play. Levi brought some toys and he sat Eren on the couch and wiped off every toy and book with baby wipes. None of that germ shit. No
An hour later without warning Levis door burst open with his friend/sometimes partner Hanji Zoe. His cousin/boss Erwin is behind with his fiancee and best friend Mike Zacharias . Then his own squad featuring Petra Ral, Eld, Gunther, and Oluo were all filing in. Levi paid them no mind as they took it upon themselves to ruin his life and apartment. Why he didn't know.
He was bouncing Eren on his lap.holding him in a standing position. Seven of the loudest grown ups he's ever known were silent. Then Erwin asks
"Levi maybe I'm getting blind for 28 years old but are you holding a baby?"
More silence
"Gee Erwin and here I thought Harvard was shit. Sure golly gee glad your deductive skills were honed the fuck in."
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FanfictionPLATONIC CRACK Levi is known as the angel of death for a corporation ran with his step cousin Erwin Smith. He's strong, he's ruthless, he's awkward and doesn't talk to anyone outside his inner circle. Love is something as foreign as the jungles of t...
