Touch my baby feel my wrath

Home life 2

Speaking of wrath he was receiving a year and ten months full of it. Every time Levi tried to place Eren in the crib Eren cried and clung to Levi. He screamed "Da Da! Da Da back no!" Causes Levi world to crumble into darkness. The only way to undue such damage was to bring his angel to sleep with him. And tonight was no exception. Eren cried tears of anguish when Levi placed him in the bed and attempted to walk away. Before Eren could form a syllable he was in Levis arms with kisses to his chubby cheeks and fingers wiping away the little tears. Yes, Levi knew he spoiled the baby but how could anyone not?

He sighed as he found his way back to the living room which held his step father, cousin, and an old business partner Dot Pixis. Pixis was trustworthy and never failed to give them the scoop on who was acting out of line. Levi sat back down with Eren giving a last whimper and clutching on Levis shirt. All the men laughed and Levi glared at them all.

" I guess we see who is really in charge here." Pixis teased

"I never thought I would see the day. You think he wants to see his papa?" Kenny Ackerman asked. Erwin chuckles looking over paperwork.

"If the two of you diaper wearing bastards insist on asking ignorant questions and cracking tasteless jokes I will not hesitate to strap you to a wooden chair and watch as you burn inside of your houses." Levi said in a emotionless tone, his eyes darkening. The room almost had a chill and Eren clutched Levi harder and he wrapped his blankie he kept in the living room around Eren.

After a minute of silence Erwin spoke up "Well now that we've established that Levi you have a job. I've given you this um paternity leave but it's crucial." He finished with a sigh. Levi sat back rubbing Eren back gentle while Eren played with his shirt, he groaned and complied.

"Fine! I'll do that damn job, however Eren is coming with me."

After he spoke three bodies flew up all talking at once "Levi are you insane that is a baby!" Another "Levi there is no way on this Earth will you be taking that baby with you this is not a game!" "Levi we have able bodied care takers stop being dramatic!" This went on for a few minutes and Levi tuned them out choosing to let Eren bite on his hand. He thought about new chewing toys since he didn't want Eren with the same chewing toy after a week.

After awhile he started getting annoyed so he stood up and looked at them with a glare. "Eren comes and that is final. I have re worked a couple of kinks to ensure he will not alert my presence and with this new plan I shall move twice as fast. I have brought the proper noise canceling devices as well as a baby eye mask. So until I deem Eren ok without my presence he will be with me. And if anybody has a problem they can go find another hitman who can destroy a mans heart and make it look like a heart attack." He looked up and was met with silence.

"Well if that is it I am going to feed Eren again and feed myself this shitty takeout. With hope I won't be constipated this time. I think you for your time, Erwin leave all the necessary files. He faced the old men "Father take a baby parenting class show me the paperwork and you mayhold Eren next time we meet." And then lastly he addressed Pixis "I went ahead and killed the dog of the bastard who killed your plants. I think we should be ok right?" Levi was met with three heads nodding. He bid them goodbye and locked the door after the men left.

He went to the kitchen and set Eren in his chair. He was blessed with a giggle and a "Da Da!" Levi did something nobody has seen since his mothers wedding. He smiled