Creepy: I feel a bit rushed by this one person, I understand you want to be part of the story, but please calm down, you'll be in the story, I had to stop doing my homework for my medical class for you, consider yourself lucky. 
                              Djwhoa: Jeff can you be my friend?
                              Jeff: no, I'm not the friendly type.
                              Realmistkit: BRVR can I be your friend?
                              BRVR: why not.
                              Kittyfairyshiper: hi you're doing a great job with this and I'm routing of ya anyway bye.
                              Creepy: awe, thanks! ^-^
                              Ciphersoreye: what's your opinion on Gravity Falls?
                              Creepy: it's an alright show, though I haven't seen much since I don't watch tv, only the news and maybe Spanish dubbed movies and kid cartoons.
                              AskZalgaLuluSwann: Lazari who is your favorite pasta?
                              Lazari: I LOVE E.J!
                              Maddie_Enchanted: to all creepy pasta: my friend and I talk about you all the time! Plus my friends tried to insult you guys, I flipped out and almost attacked her in the middle of the cafeteria even if it was my friend, oh yeah  Slenderman, my friend called you a stalker, faceless and stupid, how do you feel about that? I said "nope, he is faceless but it's awesome! He isn't a stalker! And he isn't stupid." My friend also insulted star wars her favorite thing. So we beat them at the insults so yeah. I l love you all creepy pastas!
                              Slenderman: I do not care what your friend has to say about me, and I'm pretty sure you're crazy, in a bad way, you have no right to hurt your friend just because she insulted something you like.
                              JinxTheNeko: I dare LJ to steal EJ's mask and run around the house in it.
                              LJ: -takes EJ's mask and runs around- my nose doesn't fit!
                              Mistress_Wolfy: Hoodie who is your crush?
                              Hoodie: no one
                              Creepy: before we end this chapter, a friend of mine asks Jeff for some money.
                              Jeff:  -sighs- only this once -hands them twenty dollars- there, now leave me alone.
                              Creepy: that's it for now, leave a dare, comment, or question and I'll answer it on the next chapter, now Creepy has to finish their homework.
                                      
                                          
                                  
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Ask The Creepypastas Volume 1
AléatoireAsk your favorite creepypasta anything and might as well dare them. The beginning is cringe for me, most of this I write at 2 am when I struggle to sleep. And want a 99.9% chance of having your questions and dares answered, please comment on the mos...
