Hey readers these are not directed
towards anybody's actual mom and I did not write them. I couldn't find who made them up so credit to whoever made them up.
1. Your mommas so stupid she said she was gonna go climb Mountain Dew.
2. Yo mama is so fat that when she went bungee jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
3. Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
4. Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
5. Yo mama is so dumb that she sold her car for ga money.
6. Yo mama is so stupid that when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "OK".
7. Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
8. Yo mama is so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
9. Yo mama is so stupid that she brought a cup to the movie "Juice."
10. Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot wants to take HER picture!
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Dedicated to bandgeekO_o
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