Q: mommy where do babies come from
A:ask your daddy
(I made up)
Q: where do babies come from
A: Unicorns come and say a baby shall be born in your tummy and then that's what happens darling.
(I made up)
Q: Mom, where's dad
A: at the grocery store(work trip) , he has a really big shopping list so don't expect him back for a few more days
Q: what is we eating for dinner
A: food.