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Cheesy pick-up lines (just cause I love cheesy pick-up lines I will give u a bunch) (most of them are clean but some I couldn't resist)

•Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

•Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.

•Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

•I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

•There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

•I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

•I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

•Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

•Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

•Are you from Pearl Harbor? You must be because you're "the bomb."

•I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

•Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

•Do you like my shirt? Feel it: it's boyfriend material.

•Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out.

•I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

•Can we play chess so i can make a move on you.

~love u, Lexi <3

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Dedicated to @sanuli

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