1. A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:
"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no God."
One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:
"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence.
"Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Silence.
"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"
When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!"
You can't argue with that!
2. Teacher: What happened to your homework?
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
3. Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pupil: Life imprisonment!
4. Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!?
Student: Are you asking out?
5. Teacher: if u have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for two how many do u have?
Student: 10
Teacher: okay, what if someone forcibly takes two from you, then how many do you have?
Student: 10 and a dead body
From now on I am just gonna post one joke or quote per chapter but I will post them sooner, (I promise.)
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Dedicated to bandgeekO_o
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