Joke #2

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I made this up.

*Knock* *knock*

Who's there

Me open up

Me open up who

Your roommate open up, NOW!

WOW! That was not a funny knock knock joke, your not funny.

It wasn't a joke OPEN THE DOOR.

Yeah that comedian thing isn't gonna work, you should stop trying!

OH MY GOSH JUST OPEN THE DANG DOOR.

open the door who

THIS IS NOT A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!!!

fine *opens door* I'm not buying what your selling!

I'm not selling anything I AM YOU ROOMMATE! LET ME IN I FORGOT MY KEY

okay. *slams door*

UGH I GIVE UP *walks away*

~love u, Lexi <3

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