Psychotic Rambling

Chapter 10: Blade, Blade Boom

Damnnn! I am so happy with all the great people now readin' my book! XD

And all the people who have been reading from the start!

I really appreciate it ;p (Gosh I say that way too many times! :L)

Will be a Donovan P.O.V SOON! In one of the next chapters.

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Stupid loud noise was the first thing that sprung to my mind as I woke up screaming.

I grabbed my pillow and attacked my Air horn blowing evil monster.

"Ouch! Do. Not. Hurt. The. Messenger!"

"PJ!? Gimme my horn back and I'll give you a message you'll never forget!" I screamed after him as he ran out the room.

I huffed.

I got ready to fall back on my bed and catch some sleep when he  came back.

"Oh Ace-kins..." 

"What?" I growled back at him. 

Do I look like a morning person to you!? Plus he knows that very well... But he never learns. 

I shall fill thee's bones with ashes when he dieath! 

Mwahahah! I am so evil I created my own Shakespeare word! In your face people! And you said it couldn't be-

"Breakfasts ready!"

Growl.

Parker burst out laughing.

"Hey! Not my fault my tummy is hungry..." I mumbled under my breath while rubbing my stomach.

I had left in the middle of dinner last night and I only had a bit of food then. Its only logical that I am hungry... Very hungry.

"OK, I will come OH GREAT PJ but can I have my horn back? I feel, oh so, empty without it..." I said making my voice sound sad. 

Ofcourse he fell for it and came over with an easy smile.

He stuck his hand out which was holding my air horn to me. "See? I knew you wouldn't be so mad"

"Sucka..." I grabbed his ear as well as grabbing the horn. I twisted his ear. "Mad? Oh but I am simply parched!" I told him in a posh accent. 

I played the horn right in his ear. 

"Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

"Shhhh.... If you scream any louder you would wake the neighbourhood. And trust me dear old pal, We don't wanna anger my new next doors! That would give a wrong impression about the British!" I told him faking horror. Still holding his ear.

He whimpered. 

Awww! I am soo mean! 

Naughty me!

I let go of his ear and hugged him.

"You'll pay for that Ace!" He shouted rubbing his ear awkwardly because of the hug.

"Sowie!"

Then I pushed him out the room.

I rubbed my eyes at the presents and suitcases and boxes in the corner.  I am dreading opening them! Last time when I got that many presents was on my 16th and much I tell you, I could not move around my room because there were jewelry, teddies, tops, dresses etc, etc littered all over the room! I will have you know my room was very big!