Simon: guys, we're gonna make 2017 big for you. Who do you wanna collab with and we'll make it happen?
Ally: can we get J.Lo, pretty please?
L.A.: sorry, impossible.
Mani: how about Beyoncé? It's about time the queen officially bless us as the next Destiny's Child.
L.A.: Nope. Impossible.
Lauren: oohh I know!! A collab with Bone Thugs & Harmony, maybe a remix of The Weed Song or Weedman!! We gon call ourselves Bone Thugs & H4rmony! 😎
L.A.: 😤 Lauren, girl, I swear to god, don't test my patience! Don't make me take away the lead spot from you, and snitch you on airport security again. IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Lauren: ugh, so annoying omg.
Dinah: I wanna do a collab with Camila.
L, A, N: *gasps* DINAHH!!
L.A. & Simon: alright, we're contacting J.Lo, Beyoncé, BTNH for your collabs. Gonna throw in Nicki Minaj, too. Even Michael Jackson if we can find a good spirit medium. Consider it done. And we're also giving you co-ownership to the Fifth Harmony brand.
Dinah to L,A,N: 😏 see.. I made the impossible possible.
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Booty Pop Madness
FanfictionThis is a compilation of satirical 5H/Camren skits, parodies/lyrics, drabbles I write on a whim. (I moved all my longer one-shots to another fic called Strangeness and Charm) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Please don't convert, translate, or put my content el...
