Camzzi: Lauren, what's the meaning of this!?
Lern Jergi: uhmmm, it's me and Dinah?
Camzzi: don't you sass me, Jauregui!
Lern Jergi: sass you? I didn't even --
Camzzi: And this? Care to explain!?
Lern Jergi: it's still me and Dinah. 😋
Camzzi: you think that will ever replace this --?
Camzzi: or this?!
Camzzi: don't forget who your daddy is, Lauren. I can't have my girl and my bestfriend getting all ☝🏻️✌🏻️👌🏼🍑 behind my back!
Lern Jergi: umm, Camila... Have you forgotten that we have broken up? And that you left the group!?
Camzzi: ....
Lern Jergi: hello!??
Camzzi: .... Sorry I have to talk to my representatives.
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Normani: Lauren, who are you texting?
Lauren: uhh it's just Camila, she probably woke up in the middle of the night and forgot what year she's in.
N: Was she being delusional again?
L: yeah, she thought she's in 2014 most likely... 2015 even.
N: shit...
L: what's funny is, she thought there's something between Dinah and I because Laurinah has been steadily rising this year haha!
N: I think the pressure of making an album was getting to her... Poor Mila. But babe, get back under the sheets and do bad things to me.
L: coz my love's incredible, right? 😏 😋🍑
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Booty Pop Madness
FanficThis is a compilation of satirical 5H/Camren skits, parodies/lyrics, drabbles I write on a whim. (I moved all my longer one-shots to another fic called Strangeness and Charm) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Please don't convert, translate, or put my content el...