Ally: So... When you say that last night Camila took an L, does that mean that she took a loss, but then she bounced back?
Dinah: No, Ally. I truly meant that last night Camila took an L as in Lauren, and she bounced back as in bounced back on Lauren.
Mani: Jesus Christ, Dinah! She's just a child!!
Dinah: Mani! Ally is the oldest!
Mani: but her mind is pure because it was cleansed by Jesus!
Ally: yesterday, I saw Camila at the dining table, and when I said hello I heard a loud thump and a muffled yelp and then I saw Lauren coming out from under the table.... A-and she said she was just picking up her fork.... And I-I believed her, Mani! We even prayed together when I joined them to eat, but then I noticed that Lauren didn't have a fork... Camila was eating cereal....
Mani: shhh, it's okay. Just believe that Lauren was eating cereal, too.
Dinah (*smirking*): yeah, Lauren was eating her special Cheerios.
Mani: oh my god, shut up!
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FanfictionThis is a compilation of satirical 5H/Camren skits, parodies/lyrics, drabbles I write on a whim. (I moved all my longer one-shots to another fic called Strangeness and Charm) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Please don't convert, translate, or put my content el...
