Ashton-
Him: I have a small willy..
You: It really convinces me, Ash.
Him: What? I GOT HACKED NO ITS HUGE I SWEAR OH MY GOD
Michael-
You: You have no idea how much Michael eats.
Him: Alloooooott x
You: I'm not talking about food.
Calum-
Him: Let's take in the world, @Y/T/N
You: What no, ew not with you ew
Him: Yeah, I suppose last night was 'ew' then?
You: That was faked
Him: I guarantee next time you won't have time to think x
Luke-
You: Moviee timee x
Him: I wanna be thereee!
You: Oh, I miss you baby x
Him: Miss you more! :)
