Love @ First Sight

Afsha

Bold and italics = Afsha
Bold and underline= Abheer
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Sayyyy

Whats up??

Ummm sky

Thankx for the information.

Ah. You are always welcome. I love to teach poor kids.

And i would love to have a teacher like you.

That sounds so cheeeeeesssyyy

Mmmmm.

why called???

Surrounded by boredom.

So you mean I'm interesting ??

Naah. Boredom is far better than you. I called coz I am hungry and there's no one at home. Just guide me how to cook.

Oh wow. You did a great job by calling me. I love cooking and yes I am a great cook. Now you will get to know who i am.

My ears are bleeding. If you finished with your praising thing than do a favour and guide me.

You are being too rude. No worry's I am cool .

Why are you being so cool. I am doubting you chimpuu

Coz I am cool.

Okay so How to cook rice??

Take a cooker.

Taken.

Rice.

Oh.kk

Wash

Is there any item named wash???

You dumbo freak. I mean to say wash the rice.

Okay.

After few minutes.

Done.

Take one cup of water. And bring water to boil in a small cooker.

Ohkayyyyyy.

Mmmmmmm

What next??

Add the rice.

Done. Next?

Now........

Say it fast. I am dying here due to hunger

Add 7 table spoon of salt. And 15 table spoon of red powder.

Salt i can understand. Whats this red powder???

It tastes heaven when it is added with rice. Just search on the racks you'll find that red powder. And yes its my personal recipe.

Blah blah blah blah......
Woooo i got. How amazing I am. I never visited kitchen nor i have any knowledge about kitchen items. But still i got this red powder.

Yeah yeah. You are amazing. And now you'll pay for being so amazing.

Sorry??? Oooo don't be so jealous of me jaanu.

Haaawww. Stop and Add that red powder and salt.

Done sweetheart

Now stir well and wait for 20 minutes.

My di will be so proud of me. And yes no thanks.

After twenty minutes

Hey its done.

Okay enjoy your lunch baby. Hope after eating this your tongue will get into manners. Bye

And i bursted out laughing as soon as i disconnected the call.

Crazy mr.khan. you will eat the best rice of your life. Aaaahhh I'm so relieved.

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I don't believe. You did this too me. Hooooooo

What did i do honey??

My mouth is on fire youuuu maniac

"Tum batein hi itni jali hui karte ho tho zaruri tha aag lagna"

Hooooo. I never wanted to break someone like i wanted now.

You are already burned and talking of breaking me. I must say LOL

Red powder taste like heaven. My foot.
My ears nose tongue are smoking .

Hahah. Lemme imagine you surrounded by the fog. Rofl

You are the worst person. I've ever met

Hahah. Yeah hhahaa.

I want to throw a chair on you.

Hahahhaaha want more chilly powder ? HAA

"Mene thumara kya bigaaada tha ye-zaalimaa"

Its just my fiery gift... I like you so so much

Now it sounds like Putting me in hell just because you want to gift me whole hell.

Hahahah. You re so cute.

Stop being nice with me. And tell me some remedy to cool my mouth

Sugar darling.

Aaaaaahhhhh i cant tolerate your nice personality. I am so freaked out right now. Byeee